Jake,
What the hell is going on? You can’t write letters like that last one and expect a positive response. I’m worried, and maybe whatever it is that’s happening is really hard for you to write about, but you have to write about these things, otherwise your friends jump to completely unreasonable conclusions about what the hell is going on, and then ask your other friends what the long-term consequences of an illegal teleport across national borders actually are.
Do you see why I might be a little upset?
Of course you can come to Ponyville for a while. We haven’t seen you for months, and whatever the hell is going on, it sounds like you need to get away from it. I can’t promise what accommodations will be like, so you should expect to be living on die Trauer Stern much of the time. I guess the only good news is that whatever the hell is going on, it can’t be too serious, otherwise you wouldn’t have mailed a letter in such a way that it would take 3 weeks to get here. This one is coming by the same method, so there.
We’ll look for you soon.
Skitch
P.S. Bring Hänsel and Alex. Rarity has a gift to give and there’s talk going around about defending the honor of the van Liefeld name, and a lot of us are getting nervous.