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// Running from reality... and rape 
// Story: Shoot For The Stars 
// by Burritoburger 
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Shoot for the Stars: Chapter 35: Running from reality... and rape
Author: The Great And Powerful Burritoburger


Warning: Massive amounts of swearing in this chapter.
Warning: No fucks were given to either of these warnings.


FUCK!
I was flying away as fast as I could, a shitload of mares right behind me the entire time.
(DUDE! YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THEM OFF!)
FUCK NO! I'LL GET RAPED!
(FOCUS! YOU'LL BECOME A BADASS AND KICK THEIR ASSES!)
FUCK THAT!
I continued to fly towards the center of town where Crimson is located, dodging buildings and mares on my way there. I turned around to see a cerulean pegasus with a multicolored mane and tail...
Shit.
She instantly tackled me in midair, sending me towards the Earth and causing a crater inside.
"I'm gonna have fun with you!"
FUCK!
She leaned in and started to kiss me, her tongue going around in my mouth as if it were doing a performance at a circus.
(Dude, you're weird.) 
Well, you're me.
(I know.)
Suddenly, a red body tackled her off, and instantly grabbed me and took off towards the sky.
"Crimson!"
"You shouldn't have come here." He replied.
"Why the fuck did you leave us like that?! We got kicked out of Equestria, you jackass!" I screamed.
"I'm not going home." He responded.
"WHAT?!"
"I am now traveling through dimensions on my own. I am not going home. So forget it!"
He launched me away with all of his force. I tried to slow down.
"WAIT!" I yelled back. "WHAT ABOUT LUNA?!" He stopped and turned around.
"What?"
"I said, what about Luna?" I repeated, us flying closer so we wouldn't have to scream.
"I didn't think she cared I was gone." He said.
"She is nothing without you, Crimson. I can't believe you're too stupid to see that anyways."
"DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!" Zedro yelled as he flew towards us, followed by Phoenix.
"Zedro, you go home. Phoenix, come with me." I ordered. Phoenix smirked.
"Yeah, right. Like I'm going to follow your orders."
"Down there right now is over a hundred mares ready to fuck you like never before. I am from a different dimension. Your choice." I said. He put his hoof to his chin.
"Fine." He said finally, and Zedro stepped in.
"Wait, what about you?!" He asked nervously.
"I'm getting these two out of here without having to wait for weeks."
"Dude, no way-" Before he could finish, I opened his laptop and pressed a random button. I must have been lucky, because he disappeared soon after I pressed it.
"Okay. I need you two to travel so fucking fast that it hurts. Got it?" I asked. They nodded.
"Go." I said. They flew off.
(Wow. Aren't you the big hero.)
I try.
(I was being sarcastic.)
I looked down at the ground. There weren't very many pegasi, so I knew this would come in handy.
"HEY! I'M NOT COMING DOWN, SO COME UP!" I bellowed. At least half of the crowd jumped up and flew towards me. Why they didn't earlier, I don't know.
(Bro. Concentrate. Hard.)
Ugh. Fine.
I concentrated slowly, and closed my eyes. Again, I focused on Derpy, all the sweet memories. All the fun times we had together. I wonder if she wants foals...
(DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT YET! BESIDES, YOU DID IT!)
I opened my eyes and looked down at myself. The same blue aura was emanating from my body.
*WHUMP*
I was tackled again, getting pinned to the ground, AGAIN, and it was Rainbow Dash, AGAIN. It also appeared that the 'blue aura' was just double the pleasure for the pony that appears to be RAPING ME!
I punched her in the side of the face, sending her into a wall nearby. I flew back up, headbutting anypony who came near me as I shot up. I stopped in midair, watching all the pegasi trying to get me. The point is, I need to find three certain clones of mine.
(Wait, dude, do you hear that?)
What?
(Listen closely.)
I listened very carefully and heard a female voice whispering.
"Trajectory 17... momentum 2... velocity 45... target 26 feet... wing power 65..."
Knowledge?
(Yup. You're about to be tackled.)
*WHUMP*
COME ON!
I got tackled in midair, AGAIN, and went flying into a shed of sorts, where Knowledge locked the door.
"I don't usually do this, but it is the hormone season after all." He... uh.... She said. I got up.
"Shut up. I wanna go home." I touched him-HER, and she-HE went back in my brain.
{What? What happened?}
(Welcome back! You nearly raped yourself!)
{...Oh... Was I sexy?}
Anger burst out laughing.



"Is the boy ready?"
"Which one, sir?"
"Both of them!"
"Well, subject one is ready, subject two needs to adapt more."
"Good. I want subject one brought in. Make a replacement, so his friends won't come looking."
"What about subject two, sir?"
"All in good time. I want him captured immediately after his return."
"Yes sir."
"And, Nightshade?"
"What is it, sir?"
"If you mess this up, I will tear you limb from limb and feed your carcass to the most beastly creature in the world. Are we clear?"
"Yes sir."
"Excellent. Leave my presence and get the job done."
"Yes sir."