//------------------------------// // Drop dat BASS // Story: there goes ponyville..... // by YOitzGEEZUS //------------------------------// Spike has a guest for his next blog entry, It's Rainbow! So if you want to talk to her specifically, start with dear Rainbow.... Here we go! ----------------------- The Canterlot hotel.... Midnight had begun in Equesrtia, the birds were sleeping, bunnies went into their burrows, the grass swayed in the wind, everything was quiet. But what the little animals didn't know was that they were going to get a rude awakening. Twilight and that gang had been invited to see a concert in Canterlot. They were invited by the Queen of dubstep herself, Vinyl Scratch. "Alright everypony, you guys ready for the concert?" Twilight asked the group. "Yea, just let me get my black hoodie and sum of them lightsticks or whatever you call'em" Big Mac replied. "Since have you ever worn clothes before Mac?" Applejack retorted. "Dam these stupid clothes......" Applejack tried to put on her dark orange sweater. "Well, since it's the style here to wear them fancin' clothes I wondering if I could group more mares if I wore this clothing. Plus it's cold outside." "Oh but you cannot go to the concert looking like an unwashed tramp dear! You need to look stylish! Like mwah!" Rarity pointed a hoof at herself. She had a whole bunch of bling on her. She also had shades. "Rarity, We're going to a dubstep concert...not some zebra rap trash." Twlight remarked. She put on a T-shirt that said DJ-P0N3 and showed a little picture of Vinyl Scratch at the bottom. "That doesn't mean I have to look like trash though. Represent!" Rarity huffed. "OMIGOSH! I can't wait to be there! I got my awesome beanie and I'm ready to partay! patting her black hat. Her marecandy headphones were snug ontop of the beanie Fluttershy opened her door to reveal her herself. "I'm ready to go to the concert! woohoo.." Fluttershy pumped a hoof in the air. Caramel's jaw dropped as the mare showed herself to the group. Big mac noticed this and leaned over to Caramel. "Hey, hey Caramel....." "Yea?" ".....(insert trollface).... I tapped that, you mad?" He chuckled. "Dammit Mac! All the freakin' time!" Caramel walked ot of the door. "Ugh, stallions are so immature......Come on, let's go." Twilight turned to the door. "RAINBOW! WE'LL BE WAITING FOR YOU IN THE CARRIAGE CAB! HURRY UP!" She yelled to Rainbow. "GO WITHOUT ME! I'll be here for awhile!" Rainbow yelled from the bathroom. Dash had gotten back about two hours ago. The mare had lied about where she was the past three days. The door slammed shut. Dammit Spike, these gems Hurt like hell! The Dragon's seed juice was gone but the gemstones were still inside her. It felt really uncomfortable. "Next time he's wearing a condom." trying to fish out the rocks. ------------------ AT SWEET APPLE ACRES..... "Alright kids, Ya'll need to go home. Yur parents are waitin fer yers back home." Granny Smith said with a dull tone. "But Grann-" "NO IS NO APPLEBLOOM! Say bah to yer friends and geta move on into the shower little missy!" "Ugh! Fien.." The dissapointed filly trotted up the stairs. "These dangnabbit foals these days, I swear, if them little fillies wer back in my tiem they would e'get an ass whoopin!" She said as she pushed the two other ponies outside the house. "Bye Applebloom!" they shouted from outside. *Wham!* "Geesh, what's wrong with Granny Smith?" Scoots' said. "Eh, I don't know. Don't care, she's gonna die soon I don't know...." "I can't believe Applebloom got a coltfriend, before us! How did that happen?" "I don't know Scootaloo, she only has us as friends, she doesn't really hangout with anypony else." "*sigh* What's wrong with us?" They silently thought what could be wrong with them. "Sweetie, I got an idea.." a mischevious smile reached to the far sides of Scootaloo's mouth. She pointed to Ponyville and started to trot, Sweetie followed. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MEANWHILE AT THE LIBRARY..... "That's the shit pony, thanks." Spike grabbed the bag from the mailmare. "You didn't see anything....." Derpy implied. The dragon proceeded to pay the pony with a bag of bits. She puts it inside her bag and quickly looks around for any bystanders. "Derps, you know marajuana is legal right? For like, the last century?" Spike puzzingly said as the mare looked a bit nervous. "They want my muffins Spike....all of them...." She tried to look serious, but her derped eyes made it seem impossible to be real with her. "Whatever Derps, well, say hi to Dinky for me alright?" "Sure thing Spike! Have a muffin day!" She said as she clumsily got herself off the ground and derped home. "That mare is bucking hot...Dem derped eyes, I wonder how they got like that?" Spike walked back to the laptop and opened it. Spike was still on /r/clop clop...(Pony porn as he likes to call it.) *sigh* I need to get out more... Spike opened a new link, it showed Rainbow wearing socks and panties on a cloud.. "That mare.....that mare..is one sexy mare..." Chuckling to himself. As he was about to close the tab, he noticed an ad that caught his eye. The ad read: DJ-P0N3 concert! midnight at the Canterlot Ampitheatre! Tickets sold at 200 bits per pony! *gasp!* "Holy shit!" Spike gasped. "Why hasn't anypony told me she's here!" Spike loved that mare's dubstep, her magical beats made his heart skip a beat. He lived and breathed her dubstep. All the time. She was his IDOL.. Spike looked at the bottom right of the laptop screen, the time was 11:30... If I can teleport myself out of here, I'll be there in no time! He thought as ran up the stairs to his room, and grabbed a pure white jacket from his drawer and matching shades. He stuffed the bag that Derpy gave him in one of the jacket's pockets and ran outside. Spike stood in front of the library, ready to teleport himself. Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle were right up the street. "I can see Spike! Come on 'Belle!" "*pant* Shutup!" Spike started to inhale a large amount of into his lungs and started to breathe fire on himself.. "Wait! Spike! Wait!" Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle jumped into the dragon's fire, making them all disappear into thin air... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - "Yes! Clean my plot you dirty janitor you! Clean it! Oh YEA!" Celestia was still in her quarters. She still hasn't got out of her chambers yet, the custodian was there as well. The bed smelled of sex and sweat. "MMMMMPH! MPH!" The custodian wasn't able to breathe under the princess' flank. All of a sudden, a large flame lit up the room. Celestia was suprised at this and stopped what she was doing. The flame started to appear as three familiar figures. *Poof* Spike, Scootaloo and Sweetiebelle's were blinded by the light of the fire. they rubbed their eyes to get a better view of the sorroundings. First thing they saw was a sweaty Celestia on top of pony who was under her flank. "AAAA!" "AAA!" "AAAA" "AAA!" "MPHMPHH!" "The fuck is this!?" Spike was horrified. "The fuck are you!?" The princess retorted. "Blarg!" Sweetie vomited on the floor. "My eyes burn!!" Scootaloo yelled. Scootaloo flapped her wings in an attempt to fly out of the window but instead faceplanted the wall next to it, making her unconcious. Spike covered Sweetiebelle's eyes and grabbed Scoot's tail with his other claw and exited out of the window that the pegasus had failed to go through. *Crash!* "Mmmphhmph-mph-mph!" The custiodian begged for them to come back. A tear ran down his eye. "Nopony can hear your cries of PAIN!" Celestia silenced him as she pushed in her flank deeper into the poor pony's face. After they jumped out the window, Sweetie yelled at Spike. "Spike! What the-" "No time to explain! What happend back there was extremely unplanned! All I know right now is that if we don't run Celestia will rape us all!" Sweetie felt sick. Spike threw Scootaloo off a small cliff, followed by other obstacles that involved "accidentally" hurting Scootaloo. They ran for at least 5 minutes and then reached the city of Canterlot. Spike could see the theatre right up the mountain. He called out to a taxi carriage. " *pant*Yo taxi!" He waved at driver. Spike and Sweetiebelle were extremely tired. Spike's arm was tired of dragging and throwing Scootaloo multiple times. They hurriedly opened the door and closed it. "Well hi there little foals! Where ya hea-Oh Celestia!" Spike hid the unconcious pegasus behind him. He punched his own gut and out came a sharpened diamond blade. "What the!?" The unicorn filly was confused. "Drive motherbucker.." He layed the crude knife on the taxi driver's cheek. The driver whipped the two stallions that were powering the wagon and off they went. "Now listen to me closely.." Spike whispered into his ear. "You didn't see anything, and you didn't hear anything, got it?" Pushing the knife deeper into his cheek. The driver gulped and replied "Just please don't kill me pony!" "If you don't shut the tartarus up I might....Just go up the mountaintop right there.." He pointed to the stadium. Sweetie was hearing all of this. She was shocked, but also aroused by Spike's rebelious behavior. She started to notice how cute his cheeks were, the swagness of his apparel, his muscular tail. She was hypnotised by the constant jiggling of his butt when the carriage would hit a bump in the road. Wow, guess that's why Applebloom likes this dragon so much! She came to a conclusion. "Well you only live once..." she stood on her hind legs and put her hooves in the air. WOOOO!" I swear, are all mares this crazy? This is more wierder than the time i was drunk with Princess Luna.. He pushed the thought out of his mind and focused at the task at hand. "Mmm..Rainbow.....I didn't know you were a wonderbolt..." Scootaloo mumbled. Part two coming soon.