//------------------------------// // Please Spike, Once for Me? // Story: Spike's Loyal Pet. // by trahzo //------------------------------// So they were all out of the cave, and Deezutra asked what Spike & Rova knew about Xeenam's plans. "Guh, figures. I'll be off, no-one tells the princesses okay?" Deezutra then rushed off back to his home. "Hey Spike?" "Yes Rova?" "In a movie, if a couple escapes death together, they get married." "Yeah, that's only in the movies, and we're not a couple." "Spike..." "Oh come-on, you're seriously resorting to puppy dog eyes?" "Yes, for just today, will you please go out with me?" "...Oh geez, fine, after all you have been through, putting up with all I've done to you, & what I've barely done, fine, just for today, one date!" "Hooray!" Then she started licking him!" " *Sigh* At least you brushed your teeth, wait, is that the smell of diamonds?" "Yes, I used the money from my job as your assistant to get me some necessities such as a tooth brush & tooth paste." "What? Who's paying you?" "..." "Twilight?" "Yep!" "Figures, we'll go, 7:25 at the park. Put on casual clothes, and not Rarity's version of the word casual okay?" "Okay my beloved master." "I'm not your master!" Then Spike started home. "Rova, you don't have to follow me." "Yeah, but Ponyville is this way." Then Spike slapped his face. Hours later...Oh-Celestia, I gotta go real bad! Don't worry, my shadow clone will narrate while I'm in the bathroom! "Hello, I'm the narrator's shadow clone." Let's go back to where he left off. Hours later, and Spike was all dressed in his casuals. He was knocking on Rova's bedroom door. Hey, she has a job for a royal, so she has to live at the castle. "(Try to be at least a little happy that she's been so nice to you!) Come-on, how long are you going to keep me..." Then the door opened abruptly. "(Wow, Rova actually looks cute in casual clothing, I wonder why she insists on wearing her traditional jacket.) Wow Rova, you actually look cute in casual clothes, for a diamond dog." "That is the sweetest thing you said to me so far." She explained while petting his head. "Quit doing that, only pets get pet, and I'm no pet. YOU HEAR THAT? IF YOU'RE SOME BRAND NEW BRONY WHO'S UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT I'M TWILIGHT'S PET, I AM NOT!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!" "Who are you talking to?" "Don't worry about it, let's just go." So they walked through the park, Spike against his own thinking, held Rova's paw. Spike was feeling uncomfortable about all of the eyes looking at him, but decided to ignore it because this was Rova's reward. Spike was then given a frisbee by his friend Pip. "Dude, I'm not gonna play fetch with Rova, she's not my pet." "Ooh, is that a frisbee? Can we play fetch Spike?" Spike then pinched the area between his eyebrows. "Okay, sure, whatever. Here Rova, go long!" Then he threw it. "Here I goooooooooooooooooooo..." she ran really fast then jumped catching the disc before it hit the ground. "Yeah! Way to go bitch! Not in an offensive way that is!" "Thanks Spike, you wanna catch it this time or do you want me to fetch it again?" She asked while drooling with a frisbee in her mouth and also, imagine that dialogue being spoken with her mouthful. "Don't speak with your mouthful. (That's actually real cute!)" Soon, the sun began setting. Spike wanted to perfect Rova's reward, but how? Eh, I'm sure he'll figure it out by the time I'm finished eating this giant Ice cream cone...oh-no it's too heavy! *Crash!* "Oh-no, I got Rainbow Sherbert all over me!" "That's it!" Spike blurted out while seeing me on the park bench covered in Ice Cream. "That's what?" "Come with me!" "Wah!" She exclaimed. "Sir, I want one large ice cream cone for 2!" "Okay buddy." "Wait!" "What?" "What are you doing?" "What do you mean?" "Do you notice that my date is a dog? And, here you are starting off with a chocolate scoop!" "Oh, sorry Spike, it's the new glasses." "It's fine, just don't do it again...how'd you know my name was Spike?" "You're Princess Twilight Sparkle's assistant, there isn't a Twilight Sparkle fan who doesn't know about you, Twilight's surrogate son." "Thanks for the sorta praise." Then he pulled the ice cream colt in to whisper in his ear. "Also, I want Dog food flavor ice cream." So Spike and Rova sat next to me, as I just finished wiping all of the spilled ice cream from my body. "Spike, is this? Dog food flavor?" "Yeah." "But you're a dragon." "Don't you remember the time I turned into a dog?" "Oh, so you're used to eating dog food?" "Yep." So they continued licking opposite sides of the ice cream cone until their tongues touched. Rova pulled him in, and Spike was trying his best to pull away but to no avail. Spike, just accepted her feelings, seeing everyone who was passing by them actually saw them as an ultra unique couple, that could work out. Until about 5 minutes later Rova released. *Quick panting.* Wow...that was intense....oh-dear, I got slobber all over you." "It's fine, now it's getting late, let's just head home for now, I'll take a shower to get your slobber off, I'll let you hang out in my room while I'm in the shower." "(Oh-my, he's really going into just letting me do what I want is he?)" Spike & Rova made it home, Spike took a shower, Spike exited the shower without warning..."I'm back to narrate!" *Poof!* As my clone was saying, Spike exited the shower without warning & Rova turned red. "Oh, sorry Spike, I was just going." "Wait!" "Okay." "Listen Rova...I'm sorry for rarely showing you any affection. The truth is I appreciate what you do for me!" Then he took off his towel. "So that's why I want you to share the bed with me!" " *Gasp!* You really mean it?" "Sure." Then Spike got into bed, what he didn't know was that Rova mistook what Spike meant by sharing the bed. Spike meant it like a master & his dog, not as lovers, unfortunately, I end this story with Spike getting accidentally raped. "WHY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!" Meanwhile... "Men! Is the robot ready?" "Yes sir, Spikerulez302-a-tron 100,000 is up and running!" "Good, now move out! We must hunt down Trahzo & bring him back to the castle!" "SIR YES SIR!" To be continued in the 4th Pimp Spike's Swag!