Spike was having a very bored expression on his face.
"Dude, I don't care if you caught all 721 Pokemon."
"Oh, you're just jealous!"
"No dude, I aint, and besides, Sweeite Belle captured all 721, plus their shiny forms, plus their alternate forms and the alternate form's shiny form!"
Then Button Mash fell to the floor traumatized. Then Spike took Button's cell and called his mom.
"Elaina? Yeah this is Spike, I just broke your son, please pick him-up, we're at the intersection of syrup street & steppin avenue. Oh, you wanna talk to him? Here you go Button."
"Mommy, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!"
Spike was un-amused by what he was watching. So he decided to go back home until he bumped into some rock colored being.
"Oh, so...oh no, not you!"
"Hi Spike!" Said a happy diamond dog.
"Ah! I mean ah, hello Rova."
"Isn't it a nice day today?" She asked while wagging her tail.
"Yeah, great?" He replied with a fake smile.
Rova, the sister of Rover moved into Ponyville because she's been able to adapt and handle the sunlight. During her time living in Ponyville, she became best friends with Lyra because she had something close to hands. Yes, she made friends with Winona, because they're both dogs. She also made friends with Rarity even though she's a Diamond Dog's worst nightmare! Also, she fell in love with Spike, because of 3 reasons, he's cute, he's very mature for his age, and they both have interests in gems. She even told him, that if he ever became Greed Spike again, he could add her to his horde! Spike would do all he can to avoid her because he doesn't want to repeat the same incident he had with Winona when he was a dog. So Rova has been brushed off plenty of times but was still persistent to act as Spike's bitch! No, not the kind you abuse, the you know term for female dog. On some bright sides, Spike does wake-up to breakfast in bed, though he doesn't finish because of the finishing course she prepared which includes a cat that a dog may agree with...
The reader doesn't get it.
"You seriously do not know? Oh come-on, this is a sex joke, you gotta know what I'm referring to."
*Shakes head no.*
" Fine, if it makes you feel better, then I'm making a joke about her pussy! There I said it, are you happy?"
*Nods yes!*
(That's what I get for trying to be subtle!) Good, now as I was saying, he is given his own assistant. She wags her tail constantly waiting for a command from him! It's as if she's waiting for him to ask for her love! Oh poor girl and that puppy love though Spike does pet her head & hugs her...but the hugs are rare! Spike didn't mean to be cold to her, he just doesn't have a good history with dogs, seeing how he had to save Rarity from Diamond Dogs, him & Applejack were almost killed by Timberwolves, he got a dog kiss from Winona, was turned into a dog that all of the humans from that world loved, but was then kidnapped by Snips & Snails. So as you can see, it's 2 out of 5 good things during Spike's dog related things in his life! So, it should be stated that he isn't just enemies with rabbits, but dogs as well. So back to more pros, when it's time to go to bed, when Spike would enter his very own bedroom, Rova would be on his bed in a sultry pose, wearing a gown. Spike would be disgusted and tell her to leave, at least that's what he tells her, he in fact makes her leave before she sees or smells his thing coming out, but when her nose activates, she begins scratching at the crystal door! You'd think she'd have those very tough & rough claws to break it down but no, she wanted to be beautiful so she went to Rarity for help, which included, filing those claws. Ow! What in the? What does the note on this rock say........................hey! I am not spouting idiotic bullshit! You better take that back, or I'll return this rock by sticking it to your head! She was as loyal as any other dog, maybe even a bit more. Even though Spike shows his affection, it's mostly because he just wants Rova to leave him alone. So now we're here.
"So, is there anything you want me to do for you today?"
"Well...since you're stronger than me, so you can help me. I intended to get help from Applejack, Big Mac, or Bulk Biceps, but you got the strength to do this as well."
So Spike brought her to some secret area being blocked off by 5 rotting logs & a large boulder. She managed to remove all of the logs and boulder. Then Spike & Rova went in the secret area.
"So Spike, why are we here?"
"Twilight told me to go-onger recon here to see whether or not this place is safe or not."
"Oh, that's interesting and did you just say Go-Onger instead of go-on?"
"Yeah, as in Engine Sentai Go-Onger!"
"Oh yeah, I heard you singing a song like that in your room when I was scratching to get in." Then Rova started walking closer. "Outta curiosity, why do you kick me out? I could easily take care of your..."
"Shut it please!"
"Admit it, you are seduced by my mating display."
"I have no idea what you are talking about."
"Oh come-ooon, you love it when I dress like that!"
"I said shut-up!"
"Fine you baby!"
"Ooooh, like I haven't heard that one before!" Spike sarcastically replied.
So they explored the area for a while until Rova finally asked.
"So, why are we here?"
"Twilight heard some rumors about this specific place being dangerous, because of mysterious disappearances, recently the disappearance of one Bundle Joy."
"Oh I heard about her disappearance, she was last seen with some stallion who was visiting last week, you think her disappearance is somehow connected to this area?"
"Yeah, Twilight thought it was sealed off, but it seems the disappearances are still happening. So she sent me to investigate."
Then the entrance was closed off from behind!
"What?"
Then Spike & Rova began punching at the rock, but no use!
"Drat! We're trapped!"
"What'll we do now Spike?"
"We continue my investigation of course, maybe whoever is behind this will let us out if we kick his ass!"
"O-okay Spike, I'll always follow you."