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// Ch.3: Rarity Times 5 vs. Dan. 
// Story: Veetrix, Equestria's Best Shot! 
// by trahzo 
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"Hurry, we're almost..." Then Mr.Mumbles got on Veetrix's head and started scratching his face! "...What the fucking hell? Get off stupid cat!" Then Veetrix pulled Mr.Mumbles off from his face & scared her away with a few warning shots.

"That cat..."

"Hey, leave Mr.Mumbles alone!" Dan called out.

"That cat's name is Mr.Mumbles? You must be a true idiot to call this queen a Mr." said Veetrix.

"Queen?" They all  asked.

"A female cat is known as a Queen while a male cat is known as a Tom." Twilight the know it all answered. "Also Dan, why are you here?"

"I brought Mr. Mumbles & Chris here to kick Rarity's flank!"

"Dan, I told you, Elise didn't purchase a dress from Rarity to cause your car harm!"

"And I told you to look at the facts! She indirectly destroyed my car by making that stupid dress for your lame-ass wife!"

"Did...you just call my dresses stupid?"

"Yeah! You heard me b...wait, why are there 5 of you now? DAMN IT PINKIE! I fucking told you to message me when something new comes-up!"

"Oops silly me, I must have forgotten!" she giggled.

"As I was saying, yeah you got a problem with that bitches?!"

"I most certainly do! Go my friends, we have to show this rat of a scoundrel to not make fun of a piece of art!"

"What? You call those lame dresses you make art? Give me a fucking break! At least my cat is much nicer than that white devil at your house!"

"Don't you dare say that about Opal! She is a sweetheart in her own way!" Elusive corrected, then he fired a blast of magical energy.

"CHRIS SHIELD!!!"

"OWW! Come-on Dan, this is the 5th shirt you ruined this week!"

"Oh Chris, if you surrender, we'll make you a new fabulous new shirt free of charge." Said Dragon Rarity.

"Now that sounds like a..."

"Chris, I'll give you this cheeseburger if you don't betray me!"

"Sorry Dan, but even if it's against my character, I'm taking the shirt."

"FINE!" Then Dan pulled out a brick & threw it a Chris's head!

"Ow! Going down!"

"Traitor!"

"His head is bleeding!" Said EQG Rarity.

"What?! Ah, never mind that, my quest for vengeance is still on the way! Now take this!" Then he threw his lucky hand grenade but didn't set it off. Dragon Rarity caught it, the threw it back followed by a fireball! Dan dodged it.

*BOOM!* Then Dan was sucker punched by anthro Rarity!

"Hey! That was cheap shot!"

"You complain more than us." Then all 5 started snickering.

"Oh, I'll show you!" Then he pulled out from his backpack, the teddy bear he got from the dentist. He then threw it! If you've seen Dan Vs. the dentist then you know that when thrown the dentist's teddy bears seek & attack molars!

*Ding!*

" *Groan!* "

"Elusive, are you okay?"

"Don't worry darling, all I need is to visit Colgate, and I'll be feeling fine...though...this selfish brute has now ruined my teeth!"

Then all 5 looked at Dan with red eyes!

"Hey, what the fuck are you all looking at? It makes him look tough..." Then they all started ganging-up on Dan!

"Ow! oof, gah, that's smarts!" Then he was blasted out of the castle!

"That'll teach him to ruin our beauty! Okay, now let's go catch up with our friends!" Said Pony Rarity.

"Wait!"

"What is it Anthro Rarity?"

"What about Chris?"

"Ooh...what happened?"

"He'll be fine!"