"Blueblood, what the fuck?!"
"Watch your tongue, and why are you so frustrated?"
"I freaking went around dang east east Equestria just to get this flower, but then I return to find out that you've had the flower here all this time? You spoiled brat!"
"Whoa there Private! There's a reason why I sent you on that journey!"
"...And what would that reason be?"
"Now!"
Then a bunch of guards, Spitfire, Soarin, Fleetfoot, Deezutra, Zerena, Princesses Celestia & Luna, Philomena, Lucario, and the Gingerbread Mare all jumped out from hiding.
"Happy Birthday Veetrix!" They all shouted. Then confetti & balloons of 8 different colors (your choice) fell from the roof.
"Aw you guys, this was totally worth all the bullshit Prince Bluebitch put me through!"
"I'll ignore your usual offensive names for now, but right now. Chefs, roll in the cake!"
Then a humongous cake entered the room. Veetrix was about to cut it, but that's when from the top of the cake...
"Splat!*
A flat-chested human woman in a bikini came out!
"Huh? Who are you?" Deezutra asked her.
"I am Veetrix's..." She was then cut-off
"Mallie!" Then Veetrix used the grapple barrel to bring her down to him.
"H-hey, let me go! Don't you know I'm gonna kill you?"
"Kill him?" Then everyone got ready for an assault.
"Hey, let's all calm down guys! Geez, my fiance drops in unexpectedly, and everyone's 1st impression is hating her?"
"But she said she wanted to kill you Private!" Said a unicorn guard.
"She couldn't kill me even if I told her to kill me."
"Shut-up, I could kill you!"
"Oh yeah? Do it then!"
Then everyone got ready to attack.
"No! You guys calm down & watch." So they all watched.
Mallie raised her sword but was now trembling.
"You see? She doesn't have the guts to kill her fiance!"
"Shut-up! I only asked you to marry me that 1st time we met so I can lure you into a false sense of security!"
"Wait, you asked him?" Blueblood told Mallie.
"Yep!"
"...And you tell me I'm not manly."
"Blueblood, everyone in Equestria doesn't think you're manly the moment they spend time with you." Ooh, Celestia lays the smack talk on her own nephew!
"Auntie, you're so mean!"
"Hey, you know everypony hates you right?"
"Not everypony, there's still my little brother Leon."
"Yeah but not a-lot of fans know about him." Said Pinkie...wait Pinkie Pie? What are you doing here?
"Oh hello Mr.Narrator, I came here with my friends!" Then entered the rest of the Mane 6, Spike, Elusive, Dragon Rarity, EQG Rarity, Anthro Rarity, and the Sparity children all carrying presents. "Hey Mr.Narrator, where's your gift?"
"My presence, is my present."
"What presents? I don't see any."
"My presence is my present! Please, let's not do a Squirrel Boy reference!"
"Not until you show me where those presents are!"
"Here, you pink idiot!"
" *sigh!* I give-up!"
"Good, because I also got him the 3ft long Godzilla 2014 figurine, I hope he likes it!"
Then just then...
*Boom!* A giant hole was blown right behind Celestia's throne!
"Har, har, har, har, har!"
"Aw-man! Why'd this guy have to find me!?"
"We meet again Veetrix!"
"Hello Shadork!" Mallie greeted.
"It's Shadark!"
"Listen Larry, if you wanna rumble, let's do it another time!"
"Who's this Larry you speak of? I am Shadark, and I have come with my robot pirate army to destroy you, and ruin your 20th birthday!"
"Aw, isn't that nice? My 11th biggest arch-nemesis is the only one kind enough to remember my Birthday."
"Silence you fool!"
"I'm impressed that you're so nonchalant about this Private Veetrix."
"Hey, he's not even in the top 5, if he was top 5 like his brother Chaostic Klaus , I'd be worried."
"Oh, what a coincidence, Klaus is actually on his way to the Canterlot archives."
"What?!" The Mane 6, Deezutra, and Veetrix gasped.
"Guys, we gotta stop Klaus, he's my number one biggest arch-nemesis, if he gets a hold of those archives, then he can bring back his predecessor of the number one title!" He told them all with panic. "His predecessor scares 2 tons of shit outta me!"
"Too much info."
"So my Captain, just so you know for this guy, easy out!"
"Right! Good luck Private. Don't worry Spike, I personally will make sure your kids do not get hurt!"
"Oh don't worry about them, they're part dragon, and I've seen what they done to school bullies."
"Mallie, don't try to get into too much trouble, I'm getting tired of saving your ass from danger."
"Shut-up!"
"You're so cute when you're mad!" Then he kissed her nose and followed the mane 6, and Spike to the archives.
"Bwahahahahahaha! You really think you have a chance against me?!" Then a black aura surrounded Shadork. "Come-on, I finally got Klaus to give me some dark energy, and look, now I'm a hulking colossas!"
"Don't care Shaodork, if Veetrix called you easy, then I, his captain will make this fast!"