The Human
[Author’s Note : This is the first fan-fic I ever made it took me a while to get off my lazy flank to get this up but i did give me a lot of time to think of a plot.. Kind of. This story won’t have any shipping, at least not any that I can think of ;)] [ also if you see “A:’ its just a little authors note]
“Why did you take me here, it’s like you actually need me to go and buy food”, bonbon said laughing at her own joke. “Pinkie Pie discovered a new candy and she needs someone to taste test them”, said the green unicorn with her tongue out. “I really doubt taste testing candy is the reason you dragged me here, your not the type of pony who would bring someone else to share food –“ , bonbon decided to discontinue her statement now that she lost Lyra’s attention completely
after a rather short calming walk they were inside Sugercube corner it’s was rather quiet, could be because the store was closed so inside was a ghost town all except for the
Crazy pink pony who seems to have the energy level of at least 6 other ponies. As Lyra and bonbon trotted into the store they were energetically greeted by the pink hyper pony. “Hi you two” Pinkie spoke at a amazing speed it was almost impossible to keep track of what that pony was talking about. “I bet you two are here to taste test, I bet you are, if you weren’t, You wouldn’t be here, or would you are you just here to s-“Bonbon cut her off.
“Yes we indeed are here to test the candy, well at least she is, pointing at the green unicorn who was already Sticking her snout onto the glass that held the cakes.
Just then from the kitchen came Mr. And miss. Cake carrying they're little foals; Pound and pumpkin cake who were fast asleep in their arms. “Ah you t-one bonbon corrected her, must me here to taste test the candy”
Pinkie then continued “ Then let’s get started” she ran into the other room and came back almost instantly with a tray off candy’s with all sorts of colours in them,
Some were Blue some were Green and red others were just white. I remember going up to the weather factory in Cloudsdale and tasting the rainbow [A:no pun intended]]
I tasted all sorts of things at once And that gave me a Wonderful idea so I got rainbow dash to go up there and dip these in the rainbow and here we are now.
I really don’t think that’s a good idea bonbon said but was cut off by the munching of candy. Lyra was already half way into the candy when suddenly she started to turn all sorts of colours all but mint green and after about five seconds she passes out.
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As Lyra opened her eyes to the sight of her room,
And beside her bed was bonbon with a expected combination of “I told you so” and “thank celestia your ok”
After about two minutes of staring bonbon broke the silence with a well expected I told you so themed remark starting with: “You know if you thought with you brain and not with you stomach you would remember what they teach you in magic school." she began to nag about the usual bonbon business blah blah rainbows- poisonous – blah blah not consumable. “How do you even know about magic school you not even a unicorn”
Bonbon paused then looked away, Probably thinking of a response until lyra continued “anyways it doesn’t matter Im ok and that’s all that matters”. Bonbon still had a worried look on her face. “oh yea when I was asleep I had a dream, it was a dream about the humans. Bonbon’s expression turned from worried to mad then to the look you give when you just want to say “ugh I give up”.
“Lyra you know i don’t have time for this rant, Humans don’t exist why don’t you just grow up and admit it they are just fictional creatures that “feed on meat” they don’t exist they tell little children this so they will stay out of the Everfree and listen to their parents”.
“Besides You know you cant research them its illegal you don’t want the equestrian inquisition on you”, bonbon finished.
“I know I know, But this dream felt so real i was walking through this city the humans call “Toronto” It was filled with humans, some were walking some were running some were on these weird things with two wheels some were even on the big metal thing on four wheel for a creature that can’t use magic they could sure have a lot of neat things i even think i was a human in this dream I was much taller and walk on two -, bonbon cut her off.
“Regardless of what you dream a dream is not real and you really shouldn’t be scouting this out so openly you lucky im a nice person and your my roommate if not I could get you arrested”. “Speaking of roommate you still owe me this month’s rent.” Bonbon said with a sassy tone on her voice “oh come on” Lyra shot back. “Dear Princess Celestia there is a green unicorn here in Ponyville breaking the law”... bonbon dragged “law” out further then needed. Okay i'l pay Lyra said looking under her pillow and tossing a pouch full of bits. Bonbon left the room with a smirk. Lyra waited until she could no longer hear bonbon’s hoof steps then said in a low almost whispering voice “They exist i know they do, why else would they be illegal to research if they didn’t of did exist
Maybe i could start my research in Twilight's library.