So, the Illuminati shut down the story.
Yes sir. I told you they were real.
Well, maybe we'll have to change Fluttershy again. Now, what's a good organization that we can use...
Sir, what about Fluttershy as a crazy depraved bisexual who tried to seduce everyone she comes across?
That has potential, let's roll with it.
It was a bright, sunny day. Rainbow Dash was walking down the street, thinking about whatever it is she thinks about. She really didn't know where she was going, only stopping when she bumped into a familiar shy woman, her friend Fluttershy. Fluttershy rounded on Rainbow as quick as possible and pressed her lips to Rainbow's. Rainbow pulled away and backed up.
"Um, Fluttershy? What are you doing?"
"I want you Dashie."
"Okay, Fluttershy, you're very out of character. Besides, isn't this story about gangsters?"
Silence rainbow one!
"And what the Hell was that?"
"All I heard was your sexy voice."
Fluttershy lunged at Rainbow, but Rainbow was faster. She jumped in the air and flew all the way to Twilight's library.
Um sir, Twilight doesn't have a library anymore. It was destroyed.
Well, it's undestroyed.
Sir, that's not a word.
Then make it a word!
Fluttershy was hot on Rainbow's trail though, but before Fluttershy went in for the kill, or in this case, the kiss, she was distracted by her friend Rarity.
"Oh Rarity!"
Fluttershy pounced on Rarity, kissing her aggressively.
"Fluttershy darling, might I ask you something?"
"Of course." Fluttershy smiled.
"What the FUCK are you doing?"
"I'm just making out with the hottest woman around!"
"But why?"
"Because I'm bisexual, and that's all we bisexuals do.*"
Fluttershy was soon distracted by Big Macintosh, who was walking by, pretending not to notice what Fluttershy was doing.
"Hey Big Mac. There a reason they call you that?"
"Ah reckon it's 'cause Ah'm the largest member of the family."
Fluttershy planted a kiss on Big Macs lips before being carted off by Twilight, who had just arrived on scene.
"Fluttershy, may I have a word with you?"
"Of course you sexy beast."
"Okay, well, you see, I've noticed you've been... different. One day you were a modern gangster, and then the next you're acting like Al Capone! What seems to be the issue?"
"Oh dearest Twilight, I thought you would have guessed by now!" Fluttershy spoke, but not in her normal voice. Her new voice was much more masculine, and booming. In fact, she sounded a lot like...
"Discord! You were behind this!"
Discord chuckled, "Yes of course. Who else could have caused this? Don't worry, those people she killed weren't real. No one will remember this after tonight."
"What happens tonight?"
"Well, you know how Fluttershy has been hitting on everyone?"
"Yes?"
"Well, let's just say that tonight, she is successful with at least one person. Oh, and that person happens to be a librarian. Ta-ta!"
And with that, Discord vanished. Twilight was gaping. She tried taking in the fact that Fluttershy would successfully sleep with a librarian that night. And she was mad it wasn't her.
Sir, why is Twilight wanting to sleep with Fluttershy?
Have you seen the fan art of those two? It's so cute!
Sir, since when did you find things cute/?
Since I was replaced by Discord.
Wait what?
Ta-ta!