Shoot For the Stars: Chapter 33: Heat... again...
Author: Burritoburger
We jumped across the rooftops, still keeping an eye on our target. Soon enough, we were only a building away, and we noticed the horde of mares at the building we just ran out of.
"Okay, Crimson is somewhere down there, we know that." Zedro said. I looked around the crowd, trying to spot a blue coat.
"Well, I can't find any of my clones, so there's that."
(Man, this sucks!)
Zedro opened his laptop, and was strangely typing with his hooves.
"What are you doing?" I asked.
"A test." He responded. A few seconds later, he smiled.
"Perfect! I got Crimson tracked."
"How?" I asked.
"Well, he is the strongest magical being here, so-" He was interrupted, getting tackled over the edge of the building.
(SHIT!)
I turned and gaped. All of the mares and counting were leaping onto the building, looking... desperate. I looked down, then back at the mares, back down.
"Fuck my life." I muttered. I jumped off the building and fell into the crowd where Zedro fell. I was punching and kicking around me, once in a while getting grabbed, and quickly recovering. Afterwards, I grabbed Zedro's arm and flew up. He looked stunned, and finally opened his eyes and looked around.
"What just happened?!" He asked worriedly. In response, I threw him down, making him plummet towards the ground.
Funny thing about humans, sometimes they forget that they have wings.
I grabbed him again, very irritated, and flew through the window on the top floor.
"Ow, my fucking head!"
"You have wings, dumbass."
"Oh. Right."
"What the hell are you two doing here?!" Somepony in the room asked. We looked up to see a white pegasus with a red and black mane and tail.
"Uh, we're here to save a pony named Crimson." I said. He glared at me.
"Alicorn? Red? White stripes?" He quickly asked.
"Uh, yes?" I wasn't very sure what was going on anymore.
"I know where he is." He held his hoof out. "My name is Phoenix Flame. You can call me Phoenix." I shook his hoof.
"My name is Stargazer, and this is Zed...ro?..." I looked to his shoulders, where two small versions of him stood. They apparently noticed this and looked right back at me.
"Oh, he's lookin' at you, White!" The other one said. The only difference I found was that one of them, the one that just spoke, had a black fireball for a cutie mark, and the other one had a white fireball.
"Uh, what are those?" I asked. Phoenix looked to his shoulders.
"You can see them?" He asked.
"Well, they're bright as day, can't you see them, Zedro?" I asked. He looked at me, and back at Phoenix.
"Am I missing something?" He asked.
"Y'know what? Forget this. I want to go home. And not just because I'm stuck in the land of the mares.
(Okay, I need to see this.)
A few seconds later, Anger appeared on my shoulder, and whistled.
"Awesome. I could get used to this." He looked around the room. I sighed.
"Okay, where's Crimson?" I asked.
"He ran towards town square. Something about saving something special?" He said.
"Well, let's get over there!" I walked towards the window.
"Not so fast. Look at the clouds." Phoenix said. I looked up at the clouds. Look at that, on top of each one were pegasi, ready to plummet down and rape any unsuspecting stallion. Wow.
"So, what do we do?" I asked.
"That's the point. I have no idea." He responded.
"Zedro?" I asked.
"The only way we're getting out of here is through the back door. If there is one."
"Hey, I barricaded this door for a reason." Phoenix said in the background.
"So now, our next option is to... fuck it."
"Hey, what kind of fucking are we talking about?" I asked.
"We need to run out there, and not get raped." Zedro said.
"That sounds easier than seems." Phoenix said.
"I want to get out of here. I'm going." I said.
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Yeah... This wasn't my best chapter.
PhoenixFire, if Phoenix is out of character, sorry, I didn't read your entire story.
I'll be sure to update this story more, this chapter is just more of a character introduce.
Until next time.