A Collection of Pony Shorts

by Luna Eclipse


Of Drive-Throughs and Pranks


Twilight, Rainbow, and Pinkie are driving in Twilight's new car.
“Hey everypony I have a really fun idea, it’s a prank!” Rainbow exclaims as she looks out the window of the passenger seat.
From the back seat, Pinkie looks out all the windows quickly. “Really Rainbow Dash? You know I just LOVE pranks! We should do it! What did you have in mind?” Almost bouncing in the seat the pink pony seems more hyper than usual.
Sighing Twilight looks around to see if she could get any idea what Rainbow had in mind.
“I give, what is your idea?”
    “Oh you guys will love it. Pull into this place and park the car.” Rainbow points to an empty parking lot.
    After pulling into the lot and parking the car, Twilight and Pinkie both look at Rainbow. “So what did you have in mind Rainbow? We haven’t pulled pranks since Gilda was around! This will be s-” The pink pony was cut off by a purple hoof covering her mouth, yet she was still trying to talk but nothing audible could be heard.
    “Well, here’s what we're gonna do.” The Cyan pony starts to explain her plan to the others.

(at the drive through for McDonalds)
    Twilight and Rainbow were in the front seats and Pinkie was nowhere to be seen. As they start to approach the first window Twilight rolls down her window. “Excuse me.” she says to the mare working drive through. “Could you please tell me where the nearest graveyard is?” Just as Twilight finishes the sentence a pounding could be heard from the trunk of the car.
    “Help, let me out! Somepony call the police! Help” Pinkie was yelling from the trunk.
    “I thought she was dead.” Twilight says quietly, but loud enough for the mare to hear
    “Shut the fuck up!” Rainbow yells back.
    “HELP!” More pounding could be heard.
    The mare at the window had a look on her face that could only be described as priceless. While all this was going on, the trunk pops open and the pink pony jumps out and starts running.
    “GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!” Twilight yells, catching a quick glance at the mare in the drive through who looked like she had no clue what to make of the situation, as she stomps the gas and speeds the car out of the restaurant's parking lot and after the running pink pony.
    As they round the corner after leaving the McDonalds they see Pinkie Pie standing by a tree on the side of the road laughing her head off. “Oh girls That was so funny I’m so glad you thought of that Rainbow Dash did you see the face of the mare at the window she had no clue what to think and her face was priceless I had to work so hard to keep myself from laughing as we were doing it oh did i ment-” A blue hoof goes over Pinkies mouth and she stops trying to talk. “Sorry girls, I guess I was just excited.”
    “It’s alright Pinkie; oh and Rainbow, it was a really funny idea.”
    “Yeah, I know.” Rainbow Dash smiles and leans back into the seat looking at the roof of the car. This is why she loves her friends.