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// The Whole Story 
// Story: Rarity the armaggeddeon 
// by mehperson 
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                     "Rarity!!" Twilight Sparkle shouted to the unicorn.

"What?"Rarity asked angrily.

"Me just learned that thou may be the cause of destruction!!!!"

"Why are you shouting at me with your horrible English?"

"It is the author's fault."

"Whatever do you mean Pinkie?"

"We are actually in fanfiction."                                     

 "You need help. Anyway, Twilight, what do you mean."

Twilight explained that there is a legacy about a pony whose horn could attract apples (as in the fruit) but its behaviour could goes against the Apples ( as in the family ) that holds the key to the world's construction or destruction. Rarity nodded and said that that was true. When she about to ask why she came and tha she will never turn her back against her friends even though she was not the Element of Loyalty when Twilight explained EVERYTHING.

                    "Bad people may manipulate you to destroy atoms, bacteria and molecules. Atoms, molecules and bacteria makes up everything that..."

                    "I GET IT!!!!"Rarity interupted.

                     "That is gooooooood."

                      "Why did you drag the 'good' and where the fuck is Pinkie."

"I am a ninja!"Pinkie shouted as she jumped out of the shadows with a ninja blade. Rarity dismissed it as bullsh*t ( she actually said it).

A turtle exploded twice at that moment. However, it was considered normal in Equestria so nopony cared.

                     "Rarity, if you become EVIIIIIILLLL, you will die."

"How?"

                      "By meeeeeeeee"

                      "Author, please give Twilight back her amazing English and her intelligence." 
 
                     "Whatever do you mean Pinkie? I concocted a plan to stop Rarity from destroying the world."
 
                      "Ok. Author, please make Twilight stupid and not-so-perfect English again."

                       "What is one plus one?"

                       "Just do what you did just now."

                       "Anyway, Rarity, I will kill thou!!!"

Rarity ran with a knife that magically appeared in her hoof. She ripped the space time continueom and became DOCTOR WHOOVES. She battles her arch-nemisis, Twilight Sparkle in PILLOW FIGHTS. P is so majestic!

                       "I will blast you with my pillow!"

                       "Me too!!"

They both died then got reborned then fought. Princess Celestia banished both of them to THE MOON where they fought with Moonstones. Luna saw what they did then banished them to the SUN where they fought with fire. They got burned to death. They were magically reborn again then they evolved into dragons.

                       "Die Twilight Sparkle! You must perish from my fire blast!"

Princess Cadence saw what happened then made them fall in love for no reason. They got married and had kids. Then they fought with WORDS. 

                        "Twilight, you are a bafoon."

Twilight had enough of losing to her and then she did Awkwad Danced! It worked perfectly. Rarity fainted for a second. Then, she beautified her. Twillight attracted stallions after that. She decided, however, to stay true to her love so that she would not lose money. She kissed their children. They kept asking for more and then Twilight's lips stayed in kissing position and her new name was Kisser.

One day, Rarity became evil. She began killing people. Suddenly, she sang 'Let The Fart Go! Can't Hold It back anymore!'. She then farted. The world exploded thrice. Lava poured out of volcanoes. Everyone died.

                       "I did not die, Author."

Then the author killed Pinkie for the story.