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// Chapter Six 
// Story: Vault Hunters in.... Equestria? 
// by EnderKyle 
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"Quick! We need to make sure Ponyville's ok!" Screamed Twilight.

"We agree, let us make haste, to Ponyville!" Replied Luna.

"Twilight, you and Luna check on Ponyville, the rest of us will look for this 'Stallion' Defect told us off," Said Celestia


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"We understand your concern, but shouldn't we check on other cities later?" Asked Luna

"How about this, we can do that later, right now, why don't we check on Ponyville, since, you know, the elements of harmony are here, get it?"

Luna sighed, "Fine," She added, reluctantly, forgetting that the elements of harmony went back to the tree... Of harmony

"TWILIIIIGHT!" Screamed Rainbow Dash

"GIT OVER HERE TWI'!" Added AppleJack

"TWILIGHT, DARLING, SOMETHING TERRIBLE IS HAPPENING!" Added Rarity

"Well, um, something bad's kinda happened..." Whispered Fluttershy

"CHECK ON PONYVILLE!" Screamed a voice in the distance, which sounded like Defect

When they arrived at PonyVille, the gazed  in horror, of the terrifying, terrible, horror of-


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KIDDING! That kind of suspense would be just annoying!

Anyway, they gazed, blah blah blah, at the terrifying, horror of- Hang on, I gotta pee

[TWO HOURS LATER]

Why did it take me that long to pee...? That's unhealthy, I'll have that checked out, just a sec, or a day, or two.

[A FEW DAYS LATER]

Turns out it's nothing, anyway, they gazed at the- Gotta take a shit, hang on.

[A FEW MINUTES LATER]

"STOP STALLING DAMMIT!" Screamed some other guy at the studio, wait why am I narrating what he says? Oh yeah, because there's no other way of telling you guys he's speaking.

Huh, I just realised I'm always questioning things, I guess stuff like that stems back to my childhood, where I always wanted to explain everything, and I...

[INSERT LONG BACK-STORY HERE]

Huh, so that's why I always wanted to read out stories... Excuse me, I think I'm gonna go rethink my whole life now...

[A FEW WEEKS LATER]

I'm back... anyway, they gazed at the horror, the terrifying monstrosity of- Oh, we're out of time, bye folks!