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// A Barrel Full of Innuendo 
// Story: Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories 
// by gallagsp the corgi 
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"Come on Big Brother! Put it in!" Applejack said, leaning over a corked barrel

"I'm Trying! Its just too tight!" Big Mac replied.

"You've fit it in much smaller things before, don't even get me started!"

"Pfft. Let's not make this harder than it already is."

"You know I like it hard."

"And rough."

"The rougher the better." Applejack smirked, twisting to the side to make it easier for Big Mac. "Now hurry up and get it in there! We don't have much time!"

"Maybe if we lube it up?"

"With what? What could we possibly use to get it wetter than it already is?"

"We got some motor oil."

"...That might just be crazy enough to work. Go ahead." Aj said. Big Mac fetched a can of motor oil from a shelf. "Let me take that." Aj said, grabbing the can. She squirted some oil onto her hooves. "Let me rub it down, get it nice and slippery."

"There we go." Mac said. "Let's try this."

Big Mac positioned himself and gave a big push. He grunted. Aj gasped as she felt it move into place.

THUNK

The barrel of cider slid neatly into place on the already overstuffed wagon. Big Mac wiped his brow. Applejack breathed a sigh of relief. "Well I'm glad that's over." She said. "Alright, lets get this cart delivered."

Applebloom stood around the corner of the barn, back pressed against it. Her eye was visibly twitching as she tried to erase from her mind what she thought she had heard.