//------------------------------// // Chapter 4: Wolves Of Timber // Story: Woe And Cornettos // by Br0nyb0y123 //------------------------------// Our three heroes stood beside each other, facing all directions in which the timberwolves were closing in on. Gary unsheathed his sword, Shinji and was ready to kick some arse, as was Shaun with his cricket bat Lucille, which was still crusted with blood from his previous fights and Nicolas was definitely ready to battle, even with his police baton at his helm, well....if you put anything in Nicolas' helm and he's sure to hurt you with it, he's like Jason Bourne. Nicolas looked at the timberwolves, he remained calm as they closed in on him and his two friends. He had a plan of attack ready, "Shaun. Gary. Listen, I have a plan, but you need to listen..." Nicolas began. "FUCKING CHARGE!" Gary yelled before Nicolas could finish. "Gary!" Nicolas shouted, but Gary already charged forward. Shaun quickly looked at Nicolas and shrugged, "He wasn't going to listen if you told him anyways" Shaun mentioned. "You're right" Nicolas chuckled. Shaun then quickly nodded at Nicolas before going to fight his own little pack of timberwolves, leaving Nicolas to fight several on his own. He held the side handle of his baton and looked into the eyes of one of the timberwolves who was eyeing Nicolas up, "So..." Nicolas began, "Who wants the first bite?" The timberwolves growled at him and Nicolas gritted his teeth and a timberwolf pounced onto him, knocking him to the ground. The timberwolf tried nashing at his face with his teeth, but Nicolas restrained the wolf from chomping off his face by pressing his baton against the timberwolf's neck. Nicolas then found the strength to kick the timberwolf off of him, and then he shot himself up to fight the wooden beasts in front of him. And so, Nicolas strikes several blows to the timberwolves' wooden teeth with his baton, knocking a few of their teeth out, and with Nicolas' skill in several martial arts, he managed to perform several kicks to the timberwolves, some kicks being fatal which knocked their heads right off the roots that keeps their body parts together. Shaun used Lucille to his advantage, though using Lucille was rather difficult for him. He usually used Lucille for battering people to death back in his own world, and it was difficult as he couldn't beat wood (LOL) to death. He swiped Lucille across a timberwolf's jaw, knocking it back several feet from him. As for Gary, he was fighting with the power of alcohol, like that Jackie Chan movie in which your faithful narrator has sadly forgotten the title to, but I'll remember, I always do. But anyways, Gary armed himself with Shinji, then went all chop-suey on their arses, splitting some in half, others in quarters and others in eighths, and he was enjoying every single minute of it. Back to Nicolas, he was still using his martial art techniques to dodge the timberwolves that were coming in all directions, whilst occasionally throwing in a hit or two with his baton. He got pumped up fighting the beasts and decided to throw away his baton, and pulled out two revolvers from the many gun holsters that littered his body, he then pointed at two pouncing timberwolves and blasted their faces with his revolvers. Then Nicolas showed his true badass side, he spun the guns around his fingers like Revolver Ocelot from Metal Gear, he shot about eight timberwolves with dead-eye precision, "Nicolas! Watch the noise, it could bring more!" Gary shouted. "Fuck the noise, we'll kill them all" Nicolas replied, "Want a gun?" "Well, if you insist" Gary replied. As Gary approached Nicolas to get a gun, he tossed Shinji behind him and much to Gary's ignorance, Shinji landed on a timberwolf who almost got him. Nicolas then pulled out a shotgun for Gary and tossed it to him, Nicolas then quickly turned to Shaun who was struggling to fight off several timberwolves, "Shaun! Do you want a shotgun?" Nicolas loudly asked. "Yeah mate!" Shaun shouted back. Nicolas chucked Shaun a shotgun whilst he was holding back tinberwolves with Lucille, Shaun then cocked the gun with one hand then shot at timberwolves, killing two with one shot. Our three heroes then retreated slightly and said to each other, "Alright, guys. Let's blast them all to kingdom come" Nicolas said as he reloaded his weapons. "Fuck yeah" Gary cheered as he cocked his shotgun, "Groovy" "That sounds like a slice of fried gold to me" Shaun uttered. "Let's go!" Nicolas shouted. "YEAH!" Shaun and Gary cheered. Our heroes let out their battle cry and they stormed back to where the timberwolves were, only to find them, not there, "Em...where are they?" Gary asked. "Fuck, they must've left" Shaun replied. "Aww, bollocks, I wanted to use the shotgun more" Gary moaned. "Ah well, at least that was fun" Nicolas said. Shaun shrugged, "I guess" "Is there anymore cider?" Gary asked. "Have a check" Shaun told him. Gary nodded, then climbed up the ladder and peeped his head inside the treehouse and found no cider, "Fuck there's no cider left" Gary told them. "Should we get more?" Shaun asked. "Of course, let's go!" Gary said as he climbed down the tree and ran in the direction of the barn "Wait up Gary!" Nicolas called out as both he and Shaun chased after him. As our heroes now walk to the house on a quest for a cider, they were now talking about a subject which now can't be enjoyed again, movies and TV shows, "So Gary, what's your favorite movie?" Shaun asked. Gary pondered to himself, "Probably Fear and Loathing. Or maybe Big Lebowski, it's between those two" "Good choices" Shaun replied. "What about you Shaun?" Gary asked. "Me and my friend, Ed, used to watch a shit tonne of films together, my film taste is mixed, I love action films, my favorite is Battle Royale, but my girlfriend made me like romantic films and chick flicks, and I like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. So I'm not sure what my favorite film is" Shaun explained, "Nicolas, you got a favorite?" "I'm not a big movie guy, but I like Point Blank and Bad Boys II" Nicolas told Shaun. "Classics" Shaun said. "I love them movies" Gary uttered. The trio almost made to the house, before being shouted at, "HEY" A loud gruff voice called. The three looked at what looked like a large red stallion, it was Applejack's brother, Big MacIntosh, "What the hell was that noise back there, and what the hell are you?" MacIntosh asked furiously. "That was these dog things" Gary replied. "Get the hell out of here!" Big Mac yelled, "You're trespassing on my family's land. "But your sister said we could stay at the..." Nicolas began. "I don't care, get the hell out here. Shoo!" Big MacIntosh shouted. What will happen next for our heroes? Will they be kicked out of the acres? Will Gary get his alcohol? We'll soon find out, your humble narrator promises. OH YEAH. It was Drunken Master I was thinking of! That's the Jackie Chan I was pondering about.