//------------------------------// // Surprise Attack! // Story: Everything is Not Awesome // by Dezrik //------------------------------// Finn slowly crept down the hallway with a large Lego spaceship in one hand, and a flashlight in the other. When he made it to the end of the hallway, he pulled down a long piece of string from the ceiling. From there, a small set of steps slowly descended down onto the floor below. At the top of the steps, there was a hatch which was locked earlier in the evening, but luckily, Finn had the key (The Key-Chain of Unlocking). "Here we are guys," said Finn towards the spaceship in hand, "The attic..." -------------------- "All right everybody, listen up." said Emmet, "In a couple of seconds, we'll be in the dreaded kingdom of Equestria to get our revenge on these dumb ponies." "SPACESHIP!" shouted Benny." "Shush!" said Wyldstyle as she placed her hand over Benny's mouth, "You don't want to wake up President Business or Princess Celestia, do you?" "MMMMHHHMMMM!" came Benny's reply. "Um Lucy, could you keep Benny quite until we exit the 1980 something spaceship?" asked Emmet. "Uh, fine." sighed Wyldstyle as she rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Excellent! Now, here's the plan guys-" -------------------- It was a quite night in Ponyville, with the entire town sleeping peacefully under Luna's beautiful moon. Inside a large tree house near the center of the town (a legitimate house carved inside a tree. The owners got game), there lied a purple alicorn in a bed across from a basket containing a small purple dragon. Unfortunately for them, the peace and quite was going to be short lived, for a storm was brewing. "BANG!" Suddenly, the purple alicorn stirred underneath her blanket. "Uh. Spike... did you hear something?" mumbled Twilight Sparkle. Spike, still sound asleep, didn't reply to Twilight's question. "Probably nothing then..." said Twilight, as she was about to head back to sleep. "BANG!" "Okay, I defiantly heard it that time." said Twilight, as she got out of her bed, and made her way over to a nearby window to see what was going on outside. She didn't make it however, because her tree house was suddenly lifted out of the air, and tossed towards Rarity's boutique. "What the- AHHHHHH!" cried Twilight. -------------------- "Wow!" shouted Unikitty, "That was a superly awesome throw Mr. MetalBeard!" "Aye, thanks lass!" replied MetalBeard. "Keep up the good work guys!" shouted Emmet, he then started talking to the radio in his hand. "Benny, you almost at the castle? Over." "SPACESHIP!" Just when he said that, a giant blue spaceship flew right through Canterlot, causing to tumble onto the ground, and shatter into pieces of broken plastic. "Over." said Benny. "Holy cow!" yelled Batman, "That was so AWESOME!" Equestria was under attack by a small band of Mysterious forces, who had already destroyed Canterlot's castle, and were currently rampaging through Ponyville, trying to causing chaos wherever they went to in this small, quite village. Houses were being turned upside down, nearby carts were being thrown around, and no one (or no pony) was doing anything about it! In a couple of minutes, these invaders had already laid waste to both Ponyville and Canterlot, and they were now making there way over towards the city of Manehattan. "That was so AWESOME!" said Wyldstyle. "I know, right?" said Emmet, "Nothing can stop us now! Victory shall be ours!" Suddenly, the same white orb of light came down from the sky again, except this time, Princess Celestia was accompanied by the one, the only, President Business. "Emmet!" cried the princess, "What have you done?" "Uh..." mumbled Emmet, "Well, sort of... getting Revenge on these stupid little ponies for destroying Bricksburg..." "No! This is uncalled for! Also, they're not stupid!" "But Princess!" "No, now go back to Bricksburg!" Emmet and his friends grabbed their belongings, and made their way back towards Bricksburg. On the plus side, they did just destroy two whole cities, so in a way, they sort of won. By the time Emmet and his friends had left Equestria, President Business turned towards Princess Celestia. "You know, you didn't need to be so tough on him. He was probably still upset about Bricksburg." "He went and destroyed both Ponyville and Canterlot, what was I suppose to do." "To be fair, Twilight did destroy all of Bricksburg, every brick in the system was disconnected." "But you two rebuilt it easily, but I cant just 'rebuild' all of this! Now, I have to go and buy new houses and buildings for my little ponies." "Did you actually just call them little ponies? I mean, seriously?" "That's irrelevant!" yelled Celestia, "What we need to worry about is rebuilding these cities!" "Alright, fine. But we're going to talk about this some more in the morning, alright?" "Fine." The two leaders of their respective worlds then got up, and made their way out of Equestria, with Celestia having a look of sadness from all of the destruction caused by Emmet and his friends. She was going to have to sit down and have a very serious talk about this in the morning.