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// Bon Bon/AppleJack 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	''BON-BON!'' Lyra yelled, ''Why do you smell like sweaty apples?''

Uh-oh, Bon-Bon thought. ''Ummm, I was galloping through an apple orchard?''

''You shagged Big Mac, didn't you?'' Lyra asked accusingly.

Bon-Bon sighed, defeated. ''No, Applejack.''

''Bonny, shame on you! You knew that mare was holding out for a special somepony, not a quick romp in the hay!''

''Lyyyrraaa, I have changeling needs. Needs which only a good bucking could satisfy.

''Wait, you turned into a tree?'' Lyra inquired.

''Yeah, Applejack loves apple bucking. I brought some fruit back too.''

''Bon-Bon?''

''Yes, beloved?''

''Why do these apples taste like fish?''