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// How Does Pinkie Think 
// Story: In the life of Pinkie 
// by lotr2012 
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		Hi! I'm Pinkie Winky Dinky, that's the nickname I made for myself, but no one really got in to it. And everyone thinks that my brain is really simple, but it's extremely complex. I'm actually VERY bright, brighter than Twilight. I know what the square root of pie is, and I know every second of pony history. But, since I'm the element of laughter, I'm supposed to be dumb. But when I'm not being watched, I study calculus and aeronautics and astronomy and much, much more. Don't tell Rainbow Dash this but I stole a hair sample and a drool sample while she was sleeping so I can see why she's so fast, and I can also make myself fast. I'm planning on doing that with all the other ponies so I can... Wait never mind. I shouldn't tell you my plans. Anyway, in my brain I implanted a minuscule machine that breaks up the world in my eyes, I can tell what people are thinking or are a about to say. I know who's a threat and who's not, it's pretty simplistic really. All I did was attach the hard drive... Wait, I probably shouldn't tell you that either.