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// *Internally Fangirl Screaming* 
// Story: Why Am I A Technicolored Pony Tinkerbell? 
// by Too Manestream 
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Last time Hailey, are protagonist set out with the breezies on there annual pollen-run, and met Swirly, another breezie. Hailey found a way to get to Ponyville, and keft the baby with Swirly to return to it's mother. Now we join Hailey, as she seeks the Mane-6 for help on her not-si-epic quest to get back home. I don't know why she would want to. What brony wouldn't want to live in Equestria? Well, anyways, our journey continues!

So, where the hell would I be if I where one of the mane-6? Well they are usually in the same convenient place. Well my best bet would be to find Fluttershy first, she seems to have the closest bond to Seabreeze in the show. So that, I shall so! I decided to check her cottage first, if only I knew where it was. It isn't like I have a fucking map of the town or something. Just then, no surprise here, a map of Ponyville flew in the wind towards and slammed right into my face. Thanks universe!

I unraveled the map, seeing it was ment for tourist, pointing out public locations like The Golden Oak Library (more commonly known as Twilight's house), Berry Punch's Pub, Colgate's Dentistry (what tourist need's to go to the dentist?), The Carousel Boutique, and other places seen within the show. However the home's weren't labeled, there were houses on the map, and one right outside of Ponyville stood out. Yep, Fluttershy's cottage, it had to be it. Where is a Staple's easy button that says that was easy when you need it?

What only felt like minutes of floating later, I saw the amazing cottage in the distance. Only a bridge away from me was the most beautiful home I'd ever seen, it was more glorious than in the show. Koi ponds, and floral surrounded the exterior, and butterflies and small animals (or in this case the size of me) filled the atmosphere.

I floated across the bridge and slowly neared the nature filled cottage, taking in the sight. As I flurried closer, a fucking bear jumped out ofnowhere and growled. His breath stunk of dog shit, but what do I know, I don't go around smelling piles of crap in the yard. I closed my eyes and flinched as the animal was about to attack me.

Look's like this is the end. Go home, there's no more.

I mean it, get the hell out of here.

Ookay you got me.

Just as it seemed like it was the end I heard a familiar voice. "No bad boy! That's our friend, not food." I opened an eye, and saw the bear, on the ground, sobbing guiltfully. I don't believe it. It was. Had to be.

I turned around and saw a butter colored pegisus with a pink mane. Yes it was her! OHMYGERD FANGASM! She's my favorite pony next to Vinyl Scratch, Rarity, Braeburn, and Scootaloo in my top 5. She's my number 1 though! Yes!

"Hi Seabreeze, what are you doing here?" She said.

I got nervous. "Well, I'm not Seabreeze, it's a long story..."





"So you're from another universe and you woke up in the body of my friend Seabreeze? And you need me and my friends help getting back go your real home? And you're actual name is Hailey?"

I nodded. "Yes, yes, and yes."

"One question-" Fluttershy paused, "-how do you know who we are?"

"Uh- that's complicated. In my world you're all portrayed as fictional characters in a television series. And I honestly love that program. You're all the main characters, or as fans call them, the Mane-6. This must be hard for you," I put a hoof on my forehead, god I'm an idiot for thinking I can just explain this kind of thing. How would I feel if someone told me I was just fake? "But, you're the main character- so that's kind of an honor. I'm sorry Fluttershy, it's just a damn habit, I just don't realize how people, or ponies will take things before I say them out loud. But now I know you aren't just made up, you are all real. And, will- will you help me?"

She stood still for a moment, frozen in shock I suppose. But she finally nodded. "Of course, Hailey. I'm not sure how my friends will take that kind of news, so can we keep this secret between you and me? At least the stuff about us all being fake?"

I smiled and held out my hoof, she shook it, or at least tried to without crushing my tiny breezie body.