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// Trenderhoof/Octavia 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	Trenderhoof spotted the silhouette of his svelte prey leaning over the bar. ''Hey babe, I've always admired the stamina of earth ponies. What do you--'' the mare turned around and punched him in the face.

As he fell to the floor, his brain connected the pieces. Shit, Octavia. ''DJ P0N3, help!''

Vinyl scrunched her eyebrows. ''Dude, I'm staying out of this.''

Octavia straddled the stallion on the club floor. ''Listen, hipster shit. I once hoofed my wife for three straight hours. I want you to picture me doing that, except to your pretentious ass instead. Fuck off.''