Dear Diary,
I have a crown now. I feel completely awesome. I feel like I'm better than Tia. I mean, I love Tia, but I just wish that I was more powerful than her. Anyways, today was April Fools day. I hate today SO much. My coat is bright pink now and you can't see my cutie mark. Tia put some pink hair dye in my shampoo bottle. That little ***** . Sorry diary, I just don't want to write cuss words in here. My parents and Tia told me that they were wrong.
I have this bowl of candy next to my bed, and guess what Tia did? She replaced all of my candy with super spicy candy. She knows how much I hate spicy food (and candy, for that matter). I know she did it on purpose. Was she doing it to be mean? I honestly don't know, but I am going to get her back. Someday. For all of the things she did to me.
I didn't mean it like that! I'm so sorry, diary! But I can't erase it! Ugh, I'll just have to do with crossing it out. Tia never really did any bad things to me. What has gotten in to me, anyways? I seem like a different pony. But it's not like any pony is going to read this, so I guess that I am safe. It IS my secret diary, after all.