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// Chapter 4 
// Story: Vegito and Buu in Equestia 
// by chubbysonicfan 
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"This can't be happening." Twilight continued to groan as Rainbow Dash constantly gloated about being the strongest in the world. It's gotten to the point where Twilight is contemplating locking Dash in a soundproof bubble, just to give her some time to think.

"Twilight!" Twilight turned to see Applejack sprinting towards her at breakneck speeds. 

"Yes?" Twilight looked around for Ponyvill's resident narcissist, who has gone and flew off. 

"There was this, thing, at mah house." Applejack looked around for the thing that raided her home only minutes ago. "It raided our fridge an' everythin'."

Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Did it walk on two legs?"

Applejack nodded. "Yeah, it also looked like a hairless monkey." 

Twilight started for Sweet Apple Acres. She didn't need anymore info, just some clues. "Did the creature leave any trails when it left?"

Applejack rubbed her eyes. "Ah must be seein' thangs, cause it just up an' vanished when it left."

So much for CSI Ponyvill.

"Vanished?" Twilight looked into Applejack's eyes. "AJ, only unicorns can teleport. Your intruder must have, obviously, been a-"

"Hey! Look over here!" Twilight was interrupted by Rainbow Dash pointing at a trail of apples.

"Aha!" Applejack followed the trail. "It's bound t' be over here!"

Twilight massaged her pours. Her friends hadn't ignored her like this since she ascended into an alicorn. Regardless, she followed suit, hoping the travel would lead to something important. As they reached the end of the trail, leading right into a tree, Dash bragged about being able to dominate the alien with one hoof.

"And if that thing, even, looks at me wrong, I'll-"

"Oh, for Popo's sake, shut up!" A tired voice came from atop a tree. Vegito was resting on a branch as he was, so rudely, awoken by an annoying little horse. "What are you doing anyway?"

"That's it!" Applejack  shouted, " thats the thing at mah house earlier!"

Vegito floated down from the tree. "I have a name, you know."

Twilight inspected Vegito's every inch, expecting a sort of horn. "Well, what is it?"

Vegito snickered. "Why should I tell you? None of you are worthy to challenge me."

Applejack snorted at him. How he could brag about surpassing a goddes was a mystery. But Applejack was about to prove Vegito wrong. As soon as Applejack pounced at him, Vegito slapped Applejack across the whole of ponyvill.

"Is that, honestly, the best you've got?" Vegito stretched his arms behind his head. 

Eveypony was frozen in place. The creature standing before them was stronger than anything they've dealt with in the past. Its calm smirk only solidified its stance as a treat to Equestria.

"Now, if you don't mind," Vegito yawned, "I wish to catch some sleep."

As Vegito jumps onto a branch, Twilight summons spike from his daily duties. Spike appeared before her playing with dolls of Twilight and Rainbow Dash.

"Oh, Twilight," Spike said in his best Dash impression, "your horn is so big..."

Everyone in ear range stared at him. "Uh. I can explain-"

"I don't want to know." Twilight summoned a scroll and quill. "Just write a letter to the princess alerting her to"- She points a hoof at Vegito -"that thing in the tree."

"I am, so, gonna blackmail you." Vegito wrote down the previous scene in exact detail.

Twilight shook her head, there was no point in trying to defend Spike. She motioned him to start writing the letter, immediately. As Vegito slept through the ordeal, there was an impressive explosion a few hundred miles away.

"Well, well, well." Vegito jumped from the tree, landing on the letter Spike was writing. "Looks like he didn't kick the bucket after all."

He sped off towards the explosion faster than was humanly possible. Everypony was stunned at his incredible speed, making Dash all the more angry. They chased after him, leaving Spike in the dust, in hopes of finding a fast method of travel.

Spike crumbled the scroll Vegito ruined. "You owe me a new scroll, Jackass!"