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// Big Mac/Milky Way 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	Milky Way was adding a banana to the milk and ice cream in the blender, when the doorbell rang. A strapping red stallion was standing outside. Huh. guess that saying about milkshakes is true, she thought, opening the door.

''Hello Miss,'' Big Mac began, ''I noticed your milk cart was--'' He stopped, eyes glued to her... large endowments.

Milky rolled her eyes. ''Yes, they're natural. No, you may not touch--'' It was her turn to stare at his crotch. She smiled sensuously. ''Well, stud, I see why they call you "Big" Macintosh. Say, wanna buck my apples?''