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// At least I have a plot! 
// Story: Discorded Rainbows 
// by Majestic Budder Gopher 
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Rachel-Marie held up her claw and slapped Skyla, right across her cyan face, causing her to wake up,
'What the crap was that for?!?......' she began to scream but before she had the chance, she had a yellow hoof covering her mouth,
'I will not have you screaming again! Unless you want to, that's fine....' Fluttershy was very annoyed, but to be fair, you can't really blame her, she'd had quite a big 45 minutes, she woke up at 5 to the deafening screeches of Discord appearing in her living room, then her other friend constantly screaming and fainting and screaming and fainting again!!!
'Be careful, she's a licker' Rachel warned her, Fluttershy shot her hoof away from the blue pagusus in less than a second,
'ewwww!!' she said shaking her hoof, she wasn't quick enough, 'it's all wet!'
'HAHA! teach you to shove yer hoof in me mouth!'
'That is the last time I wake up a fainted pony, alright? Why are you all fainting, you guys are two of the most loved main characters, I'm not even a registered species!!'
'Sorry...' Rainbow and Fluttershy mumbled in unison,
'Alright, now let's have some fun!'
'What do you mean fun?' Fluttershy asked, she was worried as to what Discord meant by 'fun', even if it wasn't Discord himself, she had no idea if this girl was sane or not!
'Well, I'm Discord,' Rachel-Marie stared
'yeah... soo..'
'Sooo, I must have powers, right?!'
'Where are you going with this Rachel??' Skyla was worried as well, she knew something that Fluttershy was about to find out.... this girl was a complete and utter psychopath!!! 
'Well....' Rachel took in a deep breath 'I've always wanted to try that thing where he fills a glass from the top down, then drinks the glass and the chocolate milk explodes!!'
'ohmygod yes!' Then again.. so was Skyla
'What?!' Fluttershy was mortified, she these...um..mares?..... uhh..... the mare and the draconaquus, weren't what you would call normal but she still couldn't believe Skyla was happy to do this, especially after she just seemed so worried as to what Rachel was planing
'Whats wrong Flutters?' Skyla was confused plus, she'd never really seen Fluttershy be anything but a pushover who doesn't stand up for what she believed was wrong, either what they were going to do was really frickin' bad, or.... Fluttershy was learning to be more assertive,
'Whats-!? Your proposing we set off a bomb-' yeah.... I guess it was really frickin' bad, or both..... I'm gonna go with both,
'chocolate milk' Rachel argued
'-a bomb-' Fluttershy was being strangely assertive, maybe Hasbro finished season 5 and were making us wait over a year because they don't like us really and in season 5 Flutters becomes Flutter-not-shy......... I don't know where that came from.... well..... i now dub Flutter-not-shy as canon
'CHOCOLATE MILK!'
'explosive chocolate milk, in Ponyville- you know, the place we all live, before Celestia has even raised the flippin' sun?!!?' See? Assertive and bad!!
'Exactly!' No matter how bad it was, both Rachel and Skyla wanted to see chocolate milk explode, it's not an opportunity you often get,
'ugh fine' (well that was easy)
'YEY!!'