//------------------------------// // Good morning class // Story: Vamponies // by wolf smith //------------------------------// “Ah, there’s my favorite student.” A voice called. I knew who it was. “Hello Discord.” I looked around and soon found the spirit. He walked over and patted me on the head. “So Shadow, ready to learn?” He smiled, that one fang hanging out. He walked over to the his desk and pulled out a sheet. “Here, I got this in my box.” I took a sheet of paper from him and read it. “You’re joking right?” “Does it look like I’m joking?” He looked at me for a minute. “You’re the god of chaos, so it isn't my place to know.” I replied as I reread the paper. “So Twilight will be coming here to have her own class?” Discord walked over and took the paper and begin to read it. “By the looks of things, yes. From what is says, you also have the privilege of being her first student.” “Why? Why is she coming here? There are only six unicorns at this school anyways.” I asked, trying to make a point. “Hell if I know. Now take a seat, class is about to begin.” I took a seat in the front of the room and waited for others to come in. I looked over my shoulder and saw no others unicorns. “Well class, today I’m going to be teaching you about the great lycan war.” Discord said, snapping his claw. "Whoa, where are we?” The scenery changed into a battle ground, looking like it was in the year of 1762. “Wait, did you take us back in time to view the war?” Discord snickered. “Yes, that is the power of chaos. Now class, can you can see that one wolf?” Discord points to a wolf in decorated clothing, looking as though he had high ranking. The whole class looked over and saw a grey wolf. “His name is Seth Eclipse, the commanding leader.” Discord said. “Now, take notes on the battle.” I started writing in my notebook, using my magic to hover my pen and scribble words down as the bloodbath continued. I could hear a few earth ponies start to talk about me. I went up and walked over to where Discord was standing. I could tell by the look in his eyes that he wanted to join into the chaos. The firing of shells caused the sky to light up in a bright luminous glow. “Discord, don’t even think about it.” I could see him sigh. “I know you caused all of this.” “Yea, it was fun.” he turned around. “Okay class let's go back.” He snapped his claw and we appeared back in the class. The whole class was talking about the battle, but I was sitting at the door waiting for the bell. The bell soon sounded and I was off to my next class, Reading, the one class where nothing happens. After that was lunch, and I went to find Lightning. “Hi Lightning!” “Oh, hi, ready to eat Shadow?” He asked with a smile on his face. “Yea, I know the rule, don’t kill and make sure they forget.” I stated walking to the woods behind the school. I walked around and soon found a small mare. I followed her and soon jumped on her. “AHHH!” She screamed, but before she could say anything I took a bite into her skin. I begin to drink and I kept telling her that I won’t kill her. Her blood tasted sweet, almost like candy. I could tell that she soon gave in and I drank even more. The bright stellar sun was blocked by the trees. I sucked slowly and soon wiped her mind. I ran back to the school before the next bell. Being a unicorn, casting spells wasn’t too hard. “Dang, she was good.” I said to myself as I entered my next class. I saw the one mare everyone wanted to talk to, Ms. Twilight Sparkle. “Hello cla-” as she turned around, she saw I was the only one. “Where is everypony?” I looked around, the late bell had already rang and the halls were empty. “Maybe they got switched?" “Maybe, so, Shadow is it? I heard from Discord that you really like to do your schoolwork.” Twilight teased, trying to find a pen. “Need a pen?” I asked. She kept looking and finally gave in. “Please.” I walked over, using my magic to give her the pen. She took it with her own magic, and started writing stuff down on a lined piece of paper. “Thanks, so how much do you know about magic?” She asked, still writing stuff down. I sighed loudly. “I don’t know that much, because both of my parents are pegasi. I never really knew that much.” “Oh, poor thing. Must be hard and desolating.” Twilight said, grabbing a book from her bag. “Here, this is one of best spell books from Canterlot.” I looked at her confused. “Why are you giving me this?” She giggled a bit. “You’re the only one to come to my class, so why not give you this?" “Uhm...” I was still confused. “My real question is, why this high school?” “Well, young Shadow, this is the only high school near Canterlot and Ponyville.” Twilight said with a big smile on her face. "That is very true" Idiot!, I screamed in my head. “So since I am the only one to show up, can I be your little prized student?” She didn’t even face me. “I don’t think Celestia will be happy, but hey, I can still teach you.” “Aweso-” The ringing of the bell to end the day stopped me. I walked out into the labyrinth of halls. I forgot my books by default, because I had no homework. I remember Lightning telling me that when I get home, to get straight on Steam. He said something about Pony Fortress 2, and how there will be key drops. I knew it was a fat lie. I played PF2 so much, I knew most of the classes' weapons off the top of my head. I got home right as Luna’s moon set and walked up to my room. I looked over to my clock: 11:28. “Dang, what did I do?” I asked myself. “Right, that fucking time switch.” I didn't even get on my computer. I went straight to bed. My head felt light, almost like I haven’t drank anything in a long time. I soon fell asleep thinking about tomorrow.