//------------------------------// // Soarin/Chimera // Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World // by Super Trampoline //------------------------------// ''Mmmmm, delicious! How did you find this hole-in-the-wall?'' the goat asked, scarfing down crumbs of crust. Soarin chuckled. ''Well, Ms. Chimera, Canterlot is my second home, so I know all the best bakeries, and that YOU love pies too,'' he added with a wink. ''Oh, we do,'' the tiger head purred. And we'd like to share our pie with you, Soarin.'' Soarin turned beet-red, the snake slithering up to his ear: ''Your place or ours?'' Later ''So girls, which of you lucky ladies will I be bedding tonight? Or,''--Soarin bit his lips--''will we be having a foursome?''