//------------------------------// // The search for What's-his-face // Story: Shoot For The Stars // by Burritoburger //------------------------------// Shoot for the Stars: Chapter 32: The search for What's-his-face Author: Burritoburger I flew around the forest, the hills, the mountains, almost everything and couldn't find Crimson. Cobalt couldn't fly, so we couldn't maximize the search. I started calling out his name, seeing if he would answer. Nope. Not at all. I checked clouds, went at least five miles away and searched, and I lost hope about then. Besides, the sun was setting, and it was about a ten hour search, but nothing. It was way past our time, and I flew back towards Ponyville, where my friends were waiting. Only three weren't there, and that was Derpy, Rainbow Dash, and of course. Crimson. I sighed, defeated, and the rest of my friends followed me into the sunset. Midnight We sat by the fire, trying to warm up. Nopony said much, for there wasn't really anything to say. Finally, Lightning broke the silence. "This isn't fucking fair!" He kicked a rock as hard as he could. "We got banished from our home because we SAVED it. This is bullshit!" "Lightning, calm down. We'll fix this." Draco said in a relaxing tone. "How? We did all we could." He said. "Would you shut up? You're the one that destroyed everything in Canterlot because they threatened to kill D and Pineapple." Muffin said, annoyance in his voice. "Good thing they didn't. I would have ripped Celestia to shreds." He gestured to D and Pineapple, who were sitting in silence. "Dammit, I need something to beat the crap out of." Lightning said. As if on cue, the bushes nearby rustled. "Speak of the devil." Lightning smirked, and tackling the creature. The sound of teeth sinking into flesh was heard, and a bloodcurdling yell was heard. "Get the fuck off of me!" It said, which sounded like a male voice. "Lightning, get off of him." I said, not bothering to even care. He got off, and a green pony with a blue mane and tail, wearing blue clothes, was seen. "Holy crap Stargazer, you're friend is a douche." He said. "You're lucky I haven't smashed your face into the ground yet." Lightning growled. The pony held up his hooves. "Watch out, we're dealing with a badass over here." He said. "How do you know my name?" I asked, getting a bit curious, but was too busy being depressed as fuck. He looked over at me. "You don't remember? Earth? Logan?" He asked. My head shot up. Now I was really curious. "Are you saying that you're-" "Yep! And I even know where Crimson is too." He said, pulling out a laptop. Everyone's heads shot up at that comment, and they all stared at the device. "Crimson is in another dimension. Just like what happened to you." He said, opening the laptop. "So, can we get there?" I asked. "Yes, but only you and I can go." He said. "Why?" I asked. "That's the way this works. It will take months to program a new DNA to get more in with us, but I already had your sample and my sample." He explained. "Wait, how are you even here?" I asked. "Our world ended." He said simply. "So, Logan-" "Call me Zedro." "...Zedro, where is Crimson? Which universe?"Draco asked. "I have no idea." He said, and pressed a key on the laptop. We both got enveloped in a white light, and everything started to swirl around me. Soon enough, I felt the ground, and I opened my eyes, which were shut due to nausea. I opened my eyes and we were in a bar, a wrecked one, to say the least. Zedro was standing there with his laptop, and his eyes widened. "Oh, fuck." "What?" "Crimson is here, but you're consciousnesses are gone, and we are in the land of mares. Where they are always in heat. Always. "Wait, how did you know about my consciousnesses?" I asked. He closed the laptop. "Does it matter? We need to get your clones and Crimson, and get out of here fast!" He said. *BANG BANG!* "I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE! I CAN SMELL YOUR DICKS IN THERE!" A voice screamed from outside. "What the fuck?!" I yelled. "RUN!" Zedro yelled, and he bolted towards the stairs at the end of the room. The door bursted open, and there stood...Well... Me. She tackled my to the ground. "I've got you now! I'm gonna fuck you all night!" That voice... The aggressiveness... "ANGER?!" I yelled. It was a mare, I know that. And she said things that Anger would say. *CRASH!* A chair hit her off of me, and I jumped to my feet, running towards Zedro who was by the stairs. We shot up the stairs, and into a door. Literally, into the door. After I fell to the ground, stars in my head, Zedro dragged me in the room, and barricaded the door with some crates. "You can thank me later." He panted. There was a window with the curtain down. He pulled it up to reveal an almost nighttime raining setting, a cool one if you ask me. All of the mares were gathered around a big building about a block away. "That must be where Crimson is." Zedro said as I stood up and walked over to him. He turned to me. "I need you to go downstairs and get Anger back in your head." "WHAT?! But she doesn't remember a thing!" I objected. "She will once you get her in your head. She'll also became male again. I sighed, and slowly removed the crates. When the last one was moved, the door blew off it's hinges, and Anger tackled Zedro. "I'm going to have some fun with you!" She said, licking her lips. I walked over and touched her back. I don;t know how it happened, but he went back in my head. (Stargazer? What just happened?) You were turned into a mare and almost raped me. (...Did I look sexy?) Think about how I look as a mare. (...Sexiest thing in the world.) I chuckled. "Well, we had best get to the roof. We can travel on the rooftops." Zedro said. We climbed the stairs to the top of the building, and overlooked the city. A few of the mares down below 'smelled our dicks' and looked up at us. They started to screech with excitement, and they bursted into the building. "And so it starts." Zedro said. _________________________________________________________________________________________________ I'm exhausted. Probably why this chapter didn't turn out as well as I had hoped. sigh. Burritoburger, out.