They re-entered the kitchen.
"Hey..." Then he gave a forced smile. "Honey, did you miss me?"
"Not too much. We're just teasing yah."
"Okay."
Spike had no idea what to say next to the terror Twilight wants him to love. Bwahahaha, oh I'm sorry, I'm just remembering Jontron's frustration & comparing it to Nostalgia Critic + AVGN's frustration. I have no idea who is more angry, please tell me in the comments after reading this. So anyway, Spike was still just as mad as the 3 I just mentioned.
"Hey, I have an Idea, how's about you Mera, tell us about yourselves at the table."
"Mera?"
"Yeah, so we don't confuse you girls with other chimeras."
"Oh, sure."
So they all took seats.
"Alrighty Mera, you may begin."
"Hmm, to start things off, we actually used to live in The Flame Geyser Swamp."
"Wait, you live where?" Spike asked in shock. "What's a creature vulnerable to fire doing in a dangerous place like that!?"
"We used to ambush passing by food carts and eat the food with a side of...err..."
"Go-on." Spike insisted.
"We can't, not infront of her." The Snake pointed out.
"It's okay, I wont mind what you tell us, it'll be the secret between the 3 of us, 4 if you count my pet owl."
"Okay, if you're cool with it, we used to eat the food in the carts with a side of cooked pony."
Then Spike & Twilight looked at each other.
"You hear that? She eats ponies." Spike told her with a wise ass grin.
*GULP!* "Y-you don't say?" Twilight said a shaking voice.
"Yep, we had our pony meat grilled, charcoaled, flame broiled, sometimes we add some lemon..." As she continued, Spike blinked in morse code for 'Yeah, you just screwed yourself over girl." "...And re-fried. but since it looks like we're going to have tons of pony friends, we better stop, and good too, because yesterday, we ate our 100th pony."
Then Twilight fainted.
"Yeesh, guess we were too scary." Said the goat.
"Yeah, but now we're technically alone with our hubby." The Tiger pointed out.
"Come here Spike, and give your 3-in-1 wife a kiss!" She grabbed the little guy from across the room.
"(Oh Celestia! Here we go! It's okay, at least she's part reptile! That way, I can have a kid with her.)" He thought as a mixture of feline, mammal, and reptile lips all took multiple turns getting it on with him.
"Mmm, you tasted wonderful." Then Snake pointed out.
"You weren't too bad yourself. (WAKE-UP TWILIGHT, SO I CAN KNOCK YOU OUT MYSELF!!!) Whuh, hey where are we going?"
"To the couch so we can cuddle." The goat explained.
So they cuddled on the couch and yes, the tiger purred like a kitty cat if you were expecting that joke to happen. Though, Spike had to admit, the purring was pretty soothing. Also, he actually like how the goat's wool doubled as a blanket & the snake's non-lethal wrapping around his neck.
"(Oooh, this is soothing, maybe she should stay with us. She cooks, she can help me make decisions when Twi says what I plan to do is crazy, and she's so cuddly despite being an intimidating monster.)"
*Knock.* *Knock.* *Knock.*
"Come in, it's open." Spike told the recipient relaxingly.
"Hi Spike, we're here for Twilight Ti..." Applebloom then paused along with the other CMC members to see teror out of context! They saw the Chimera who tried to kill her & A.J., wrapped around Spike, and over yonder, the 2 hind legs of Twilight Sparkle! They were under the impression that the Chimera killed Twilight, and is now trying to kill Spike!
"Cutiemark Crusader Dragon Rescuers!" They then 3-way high hoofed, and tried to pry Spike off of Chimera.
"Hold it, hold it, hold it! Girls, what do you think you're doing?"
"Yeah, we were just cuddling on the couch with our husband." The tiger told them.
"Wait, what!?"
"Hello, yellow filly, guess we meet again."