//------------------------------// // Ch.1: Spike, Meet the Bride I got for you by Mail Order // Story: My Monster of a Mail Order Bride! // by trahzo //------------------------------// Spike was sulking while sitting on the balcony, watching the lives of other none-single ponies go by. Twilight felt bad about Spike & was geting very tired of his sadness because it wasn't good for morale! So she goes on her computer one night to figure out what to do...you know what? She figured something out. She found a website where women were looking for brides, but sadly the rules state that their faces be blurred for some odd reason. Twilight looked around but it seemed all the pony brides were taken, so she settled with the last available bride left. She explained to her the situation and she agreed to be there ASAP. Twilight was finally relevied, she gets her friend Spike back from the metaphorical dead, she gets Spike someone who'll promise to be loyal, and the morale in the library willl be back up! Killing 3 birds with one stone. Weeks later... *Knock!* *Knock!* "Who's there?" Pinkie, you are not in this story! "Aww, how can you be so mean to me!" Just leave! I promise you'll have some sort of role in the next story! Ahem, so there came a knocking on the door. *Knock!* *Knock!* "I'll get it!" Twilight said. She then opened the door."Oh good, you're here! Come with me through the back!" Meanwhile... Spike was sitting on the bed while eating a Dash of Rainbow flavored Ice cream! Yeah, Rainbow Dash was so into herself the day she became a Wonderbolt, that she had someone make her trademark a flavor of ice cream! "Spike, to the kitchen fromt and center youngman or I'm forcing you here, you think I'm afraid of your fire breath? Hah, bring it on!" "coooooming Twilight." Spike replied with a depressed face. He walked down to the kitchen, but with a head facing down. "Alright Twi, do you want me to make pancakes, because I'll just make about 5, then I'm going, oof!" He then bumped into something big and alive. "Oh, sor..." "Hi!" said the big creature's goat head. "So, this is what you called me over for, so I can die on your terms!" then Twilight smacked him. "NO! Spike, say hello to your mail order bride!" "What?" "Look, I know she isn't a pony, but she was the only one available on the site!" "Yes, hello there we're Chimera! Sorry we don't really have a name." explained the Tiger head "Well since you're the only Chimera in Ponyville, I guess it's fine to call you chimera, also can I talk to you Twilight in the living room? You don't mind if we leave yah for a bit right?" "Sure, go ahead!" said The snake head So as soon as Twilight & Spike were in the living room, Spike grabbed her by the neck. "WHAT THE FREAK TWI? That woman is seriously scary!" "I know she seems intimidating, but trust me, you 2 will definently hit it off. Just try it for me, okay? I want you to cheer-up, I miss your smile, infact, everyone misses your smile" *sigh!* "Fine, but the moment that monster tries to eat me, it's your fault!" Then she hugged him. "Thanks!"