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// Chapter Three: The quest for a good chapter name. 
// Story: Vault Hunters in.... Equestria? 
// by EnderKyle 
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"I know what game we should play!" said Reality and Perception in unison.

"What game? they both asked again.

"Find the air bubbles!" exclaimed Perception

"Great idea!" shouted Reality as the air around them started to look like water.

Everyone started holding their breath except Krieg who seemed to be unaffected.

"BREATH YOU MORONS!" shouted Krieg, which confused everyone because he was completely fine with letting all the oxygen out of his lungs and even spoke.

"Damn it Krieg keeps ruining our fun!" said perception, as the water disappeared.

"You find this fun?!" Tina screamed "YOU ARE NO LONGER INVITED TO MY TEA PARTY!"

Krieg then decided to use his axe to make stabby stabby, Krieg's immunity to the effects of the two allowed him to attack. He swung and... 
POW! Right in the face!

"Owie owie!" Said the two, forming back into one pony. "Spoilsport!" It shouted, and then it teleported away.

"Who was that? What was that? Was it real? Is this a bad fanfiction?!" Asked a confused, and worried Celestia.

STOP DOING THAT! I'm not becoming violent anymore, you can let me out of the chair now, I'm calm. POW! That's for writing this! Back to the story folks!

"That was a bad guy." Said Gaige

"No shit Sherlock" Replied Maya

"Lets go explode something" Said Tina, who almost seemed to completely forget she would have been killed.

No, NO NO NO NO! SHE COULD NOT JUST FORGET AFTER THE WHOLE THING IN THE LAST CHAPTER!

[Two hours later]

"Lets explode stuff to take that of our minds" Said a slightly terrified Tina

There, fixed.

"That's illegal too..." Said Luna "We wish thou no offense, but doth thou have even a shred of morals?!

"Probably not" Said Tina.

It was then when they FREAKED THE FUCK OUT.

"ARE YOU EVEN ABLE TO KILL THINGS HERE?!?!" Screamed an annoyed Krieg

"No... Thou ask insane questions, art thou insane?" Said a concerned Luna

"Whadda you think?" Asked Maya sarcastically.

Now I am going away to rethink my entire life after reading that, see you soon.