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// Chapter one: Salvador, go meet somepony so this title goes with everything else... 
// Story: Vault Hunters in.... Equestria? 
// by EnderKyle 
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"So... Is that all of you?" Asked a worried Celestia.

"Yeah"

"Yup"

"I AGREE WITH THE POPULAR OPINION!!!"

"No, you forgot the bombs in the ship! And what about Flanclor Von Pickleshire?! You forgot her!" Shouted Tina

"SHE WAS A DOLL YOU LEFT IN THE SHIP WITH DYNAMITE STRAPPED TO IT!!" Retaliated Krieg, who finally said something sane
... Sorta...

"SHE WAS A PERSON WITH A LIFE AND A FAMILY!!!" Shouted Tina, who.... Wait Tina began to cry? Tina? Over a doll? SERIOUSLY?! TINY FREAKING TINA!? Who wrote this crap?!

[Two hours later]

I'm back, I've calmed down, and edited the story slightly.

"Ok fine it was just a doll..." Grumbled Tina

Celestia just stood there, looking really weirded out, Luna must have thought this looked fun and joined in.

"Ok, why don't we just calm down, shoot some stuff, and then find this vault, ok?" Said Salvador.

"Shooting some stuff seems fun, why the hell not? Replied Maya

"Um.. My little ponies, shooting stuff is illegal here..." Said a concerned Celestia.

"WHAT?!"

"HOW DOES THAT WORK?!"

"WHAT DO YOU PONIES DO AROUND HERE?!"

"AM I IN A POORLY WRITED FANFICTION?!" Screamed Tina

How did she- What is this- Why reference- WHAT IS UP WITH THIS STORY?!

[Another few hours later] 

I am back... Apparently I don't get payed unless I "Read the whole thing" The dicks...

As they pondered how this place works without shooting stuff in the face, the chapter ended because screw these guys I'm reading the rest later.