//------------------------------// // Library sweet library // Story: there goes ponyville..... // by YOitzGEEZUS //------------------------------// Can you guys comment more on my story? It motivates me and I need to know what I missed or what I spelled wrong. Enjoy! ------------- Spike had just finished an hour long shower. He rubbed himself with his purple towel and stepped out of the shower. The sweet smell of zapapple cupcakes filled the bathroom as rays of sunlight entered through the window. Ahhh....That was refreshing! *His stomach grumbled with appetite* I'm so bucking hungry! I'll call Applebloom and head out to a diner or something in Ponyville! Yea.... drying his backside and wrapping the towel on his head spikes. He walked over to the mirror that hung over the bathroom. He noticed that his eyes were still red, Spike opened the drawers under the sink and looked for eye drops, wondering if it could help his eyes. let's see......tampons?.....vagisil?...one of my my scales? Smells wierd...*he reached far in the back* Oh...the magnums...*he placed it back* hairspray....come on! Ahh here we go eyedrops! grabbing it and closing the drawer. He used his left claw to open his eyelids and squeezed the eyedrop bottle. *ploop* *ploop* He waited for the pleasure of his eyes relaxing. What the hell? Spike dropped two more beads of the liquid in his eye. What kind of cheap ass eyedrops are these?!? He looked at the title . He eyes opened as he read the title: Le Perfume His eye twitched. The pain electrified inside his eye as he cried out. "OH SWEET GEEZUS! WHY DOES THE PERFUME COMPANY MAKE THE BOTTLE LOOK LIKE AN EYEDROP BOTTLE! The pain in his eye was an equivelent of a jellyfish sting that was covered in hot sauce and ruptured through his retina which caused immense pain. "FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!" The pain was so strong he could'nt see through his other eye, he stumbled across the bathroom to find the sink. *Bonk* His foot hit the toilet, a shot of agony came up his leg, he clenched his foot, laying on the floor as he wailed in extreme distress. "WH-H-H-HY MEEEE???!!? Crying in a puddle of his own tears. A very smart idea came up in his mind! Spike decided just to lay on the floor and waited for the pain to stop ---------------- 30 minutes in the future..... "Oh my!" Celestia was laughing her royal ass off along with her royal guards. Celestia and Luna had invited the the mane 6,(except Fluttershy) Caramel, Big mac, and all the royal guards to her a private movie theatre in the castle. All watching Spike miserably fail in the bathroom. Celestia had planned this, she executed the plan very well. While Spike was in the shower, trollestia camoflouged the perfume as an eyedropper. She then awoken all the ponies and invited them to the private theatre to enjoy the amusement. Twilight was the only one that was'nt laughing. She was hiding herself behind one of the seats, her cheeks were extremely red. "Oh my gawd! *gasp* Oh-my gawd! Tia turn this thing off! your going to give me a heartattack! Bwahahahahaaa!" Luna was barely able to say the sentence as she was on the floor slamming her front hoof on the ground. "What a dumbass!" Rainbow laughed as Spike inserted the drops in his eyes. The label facing Celestia's invisible camera. "Wait! Wait!" Celstia was using her magic again to lead Spike's foot onto the base of the toilet Another eruption of laughter boomed inside the the theatre, some were crying, some couldn't breath, some were both. "Oooweee Twi'! Appejack chuckled " You got one hell of a stooge right here! HHHHHHAAAHAAA!" Crying tears of laughter on Rainbows shouder. "EEYUP!" Big mac slapping his hind knee. "I don't understand why everybodys laughing? This is how I wake up everyday!" Pinkie was extremely confused. But she played along anyway. "Wait! *gasp* Wait! go back when he looks at Twilight's condoms *gasp" Caramel called out. "LOL! That's one of the best parts! BWAAhAAHAA!" Celestia was about to pee herself "Okay-Okay!" She rewinded to part in which Spike was holding Twilight's baby preventers. "Uh...heh..." Twilight's face was full of embarrasment. Nobody seemed to noticed it though. "Spike is so bucking retarded hhhhhhhhaaaahahahaaa!!" Rainbow was about to pass out, her sweat was traveling down all the way to her wings. Kill me now Celestia, please.... A white unicorn mare awakenend from her slumber. Loud laughters rang through her ears as she came to her senses. "Oh dear, where am I?" Rarity was awakened by the laughter of ponies.She was in the front row of the private theatre with her friends. She was suprised how she even got here. All she could remember was competing against Twilight in a drinking contest and passed out. She then remembered how she got here. Oh yes, drunk teleporting..... It took her awhile to adjust her eyesight to the large screen that played a clumsy Spike. "Oh dear! Why are they laughing at my Spikey-Wikey?" she whined. The mane 6, and the two stallions stopped laughing.All turned to a the marshmallow colored mare. A suprised face came from all of them, including Celestia. *gasp!* Everything went silent. Even the guards stopped laughing. Rarity didn't know such a small outburst would alert all of the ponies in the theatre. "What?" She replied with a confused tone. "What do you mean what? You actually like him?" Came from Rainbow, looking as if she was going to burst out laughing again. "Absolutely! Spike is a wonderful assistiant and I have grown feelings for Spike, he is tender loving, cares for me, and loves me for who I am!" Replied Rarity with a look of accomplishment. ".........................." "Well, my mind is full of buck!" Pinkie blurted out. "For first time in my life, I agree with you Pinkie..." Twilight's mind was also full of fuck. "You serious?" Rainbow said. "Yes I am! In fact I'm going to ask him if he would like to escort me to the park to have a scrumptious picninc as soon as we get back!" The unicorn blurted out. She was nervous at this point, all of her friends looking at her as if she was a mad mare. "............." "Shall we continue playing the video?" Luna said, breaking the silence. "Yes" "Mhm!" Eeyup" Yea" "Indeed" "Whatever" "Yesh!" -------------------- Present time..... Spike was limping down the stairs.His eye was swollen from the perfume. Why me Celestia? He reached the kitchen and went to the medicine cabinet. I'm such a dumbass. He assured himself as he found the eyedrops. He checked the label as a precaution. His eye finally got it's relief as the the liquid soothed his aching eyelids. Better! Might as well get on the internet for awhile... He placed the eyedrops back and limped over to the laptop. He flipped the laptop open as it showed the desktop. He chose the Equinet explorer and clicked on the Wubwoogle search tab as typed in: Reddit. "I wonder what the front page of the internet has to offer me.." he sighed as he laid back in his chair..... "let's see.....Gonewild....later.....WTF?......nah....Skyrim? Alright..." He spotted something on the corner of his screen.... "/r/ clopclopclop? What's that? Wait...Isn't that what ponies do when they masturbate?" he thought to himself. Imma check it out! Clicking on the subreddit. When the page got uploaded, he noticed Applejack on the top left corner of the screen. "What? what the hell is Applejack doing on the subreddit?" He was completly confused. Applejack had a seductive smile, showing her plot in an unusual way. So many things were wrong in Spike's judgement. *Click* Spike gazed upon the horror as he saw a very disturbing picture. Twilight sucking on a stallion's horn. In the Library...... The stallion was laying belly up as Twilight, with no hassle was sucking on his horn, twirling her tongue up and down his facial horn. A gluey, sparkley substance was spewing out of Twilight's mouth. An aweome facial given by the element of magic the tab read. "My eyes? What is this!?" He felt sick just looking at the picture, They were doing it on top of his bed. "I bucking sleep there!" as looked upon the foul picture. Ready to hurl as he leaned over a garbage can that was placed next to the desk. He also noticed the box of Magnums at the bottom left of the picture....One of them was full of a white substance..... "The internet has forsaken me!" He closed the link. Averting his eyes from the disgusting picture.... *deep breathing* "Now that the pictures gone....I wonder what else I could find on this.....goldmine...Heh heh.. he kept clicking on the tabs as he saw glorious pictures of mares and creatures alike doing it... "Show your deepest desires ponies....show me your openings to Spikey-Wikey..." Clicking away at all the links. Spike is a sick bastard.