"Well.... you should have let me bring more bombs..." Said the little filly.
"BOMBS EXPLODY EXPLODY!!!" Retaliated the psycho, known as Krieg. "Thats not how you say bombs are what got us into this mess..." He thought, well HE didn't think it, the voice in his head did. Did I mention Krieg was insane?
"Explody explody indeed young one" Replied the small insane filly, known as Tiny Tina.
As they got up from the wreckage of the spaceship, they realised how noisy the crash was. They noticed two other ponies running towards them from the distance, one lavender, the other pink.
"HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI HI!!!!" Shouted the pink pony from afar.
These two ponies ran towards them and began to talk.
"Um... Are you ok?" asked the lavender pony, "That sounded like it hurt"
"SALT THE WOUNDS!!!" Shouted Krieg.
"That's his way of saying were fine." Said Tina.
"OH THAT'S SO COOOOOL!!!!" Screamed the pink pony.
"Pinkie, how is that cool?" Said the lavender pony, carefully facehooving.
"BECAUSE, IT'S LIKE THEY KNOW TWO LANGUAGE-THINGYS!!!" The pink pony continued screaming in excitement.
"How does that work?" Asked the lavender pony.
"Because he has two ways of saying they're fine, silly!" Said the pink pony, who finally calmed down.
The lavender pony just groaned, and facehooved.
"HEY! We're still lying here unconscious!" Shouted Tina
"But aren't you standing up perfectly -"
"UNCONSCIOUUUS!!!" Interrupted Tina.
"Um.. Nevermind," Said the lavender pony, "Anyway, I'm Twilight Sparkle, this is -"
"NO WAIT LET THEM GUESS TWILY!!!" Screamed the pink pony
"But how are they gonna just guess your name, it could be anything!" Said Twilight.
"But guessing games are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!" The pink pony retaliated.
"This is Pinkie Pie..." Said Twilight.
"POOP!!!" Screamed Krieg.
"Poop indeed, young one," Replied Tina.
"Um....." Said Twilight and Pinkie in unison.
"Hey, hey, hey, hey, heeeeyy, HEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!" Said Tina, "I'm Tina, this is Krieg, we cool, we cool."
"Ok......" They both replied in unison again.
"Did you just come from that crashed ship?" Said Twilight.
"IT WENT BOOM WHEN WE USED BOMBS BY ACCIDENT!!!" Shouted Krieg, who just seems to have a way with words.
"Well if you need a place to stay, your welcome at the library -"
"OR SUGARCUBE CORNER!"
"Yeah, or Sugarcube Corner..."
"Hey guys," Interrupted Tina, "I think we can all agree.... Somehow.... This is all ClapTraps fault,"
"Who?" Asked Twilight.
The non-existent camera floated up to Tina's head, almost to increase dramatic effect. "A really, really, really, really, really annoying robot thingy"
Twilight seemed almost to confused about... Everything to care that Tina just said that there was a robot where she lived.
"Well, if you need somewhere to stay, you know where to go," Said Twilight, walking off.
"Kay kay, bye!" Said Tina, who appeared almost to sane for her own good...