CRAZY...NO...INSANE...YES

by last of delta1


Well, this is new.

"LET IT BEGIN MOTHERFUCKERS!!" I roared, and fired a barrage of bullets at the bitch Celestia. She blocked the bullets with some type of shield, and shot beams of energy at me. I quickly rolled out of the way, swung Barbara onto my back, and pulled out Megan and Emily. Soon giant rocks came out of the ground, and were sent flying towards me. I spun, jumped, and rolled past every one of them, and sprinted even faster towards Celestia. When I was close enough, I roared, and slashed Emily across Celestias cheek. Celestia blasted me back with some kind of energy, and I landed on my feet. I looked up, and saw Celestias eyes full of rage. I gave a wicked smile, pulled down my mask, stuck out my tongue, and ran Emily across my tongue. I felt overwhelming bloodlust, and pointed Emily at Celestia. " You will not stop me from having my revenge, I will kill you, your sister, and every one of your fucking subjects to get to Disford!" I said with blood running down my chin. "I'll burn this whole FUCKING world down, and make everyone of you my bitch, just so I can get to Disford! I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!" I roared with pure rage, and charged at her. I dodged her attacks one at a time, and quickly made my way to her. Once I was close, I delivered multiple punches to her face, and slashed Emily across her chest. Soon I placed my boot onto her chest, and kicked off, causing her to slam into a tree with a lovely CRACK. I landed on my feet, and looked at Celestia who was having trouble getting up. Soon, before I could make another charge, a guard appeared out of no where, and attempted to plunge his spear into my back, but he was quickly stopped my a bullet flying through his skull. I looked over my shoulder, and saw Jenny covered in blood, and was holding a horn in one hand, and a Beretta 92 in the other. I smiled, and quickly looked back to Celestia.

*GUT HER, GUT HER LIKE A FUCKING PIG!*

"With pleasure." I growled, and shot towards my opponent. Celestia's horn began to glow even brighter, and a giant ball of light formed at the tip of her horn. Soon she fired the ball of light at me, and I rolled under it, but when it hit the earth behind me, it caused a massive explosion, and sent me flying. I landed hard on the ground, and quickly recovered. I shot towards Celestia again, and fired half a magazine I was about to charge again, but I felt something take over my body, and I was flung into the air. I struggled to break free free, but whatever was happening was just to powerful. I looked down and saw Celestia with a smug grin. I was soon slammed down into the earth, and flung into a tree. This happened again, and again until I was finally slammed into the earth. I laid on the ground in extreme pain, and felt blood run down my face. I heard gunfire, and painfully moved my head to see Jenny firing her Beretta. She soon turned around, and sprinted to my side.

"Jacob, Jacob, are you alright!?" She asked as she fired her weapon, and killed a few more guards that were charging her. I forced myself onto my knee, and picked up Emily, and Megan.

"Yeah, that bitch is tougher than she looks. Just keep doing what your doing, and I keep doing what I'm doing." I said. She looked worried, but nodded her head, and placed a new magazine into her Beretta. I forced myself to my feet, and glared at Celestia. She had a straight face, but I could see the hate in her eyes. I smiled, and chuckled. I felt it again. The anger, the hate, the bloodlust, the hunger for death, and the insanity. But this time it was different. In a split second, I saw all of my memories go by, I heard the voices of the dead as they screamed, I felt the darkness surround me, and give me energy. I knew what this was. It was my rage taking over. My eyes began to glow black, and white again, and I felt the rage take control of my body again. "You fucked with the wrong person." I said, and shot towards Celestia with unhuman like speed. She fired more bolts of energy, but I dodged them like a cheetah on cocaine, and fired a full magazine from Megan. She blocked my shots again, and blasted another ball of light at me. I rolled under it, and jumped back to my feet. Soon I felt the force of the explosion hit against my back, but I wasn't fazed. She fired another, but I stood still and awaited the ball of energy. Soon I balled up my fist, and struck the ball of energy with strength I never had before. When I made contact with the ball, a giant explosion engulfed me, and anything else around me.


[Jenny's pov]

"AHHHHHH-"

*CRACK*

I made a wicked smile as I twisted off the ponies horn, and plunged it into his throat, and finishing him off by tearing a massive hole in his throat. I pulled out the horn, and turned around to see shocked ponies, with fear in their eyes as the bodies of their allies laid around them. I chuckled, and wiped the blood off of my lip. "Now, witch one of you small dick fuckers broke my gun?" I growled in anger. They all gulped in union, and backed away. Soon, a massive light appeared from behind me. I spun around to see as giant ball of light flying towards Jacob. He just stood there like a statue, until he pulled back his fist, and punched the ball of light. He was engulfed in the light, and a massive explosion sent me flying into a tree. My vision was blurry, and I felt a extreme pain in my gut. I looked down to see a broken spear sticking out of my gut. I spat out blood, and groaned in pain. I noticed the ponies that were also knocked back by the explosion starting to get up, and took a deep, ragged breath, and grabbed the broken spear. I began to pull with all my strength, until the spear violently came out, and blood came spraying out. "AHHHHHHHHHH!!" I screamed in pain. I slowly rose to my feet with the help of a near by tree, and looked up to see the ponies surrounding me. I soon noticed that the large white one was slowly walking towards me with a blank face. I glared at her with extreme hate, and looked behind her to see black smoke where Jacob once was. I glared at the white horse as it approached me. I pulled out my hunting knife, weakly made my way to her. I limped, and stumbled a bit, but I stayed on my feet. She stopped, and stood her ground.

"I don't know who you are, and I don't care. What I do care about is that you surrender now, and face Equestrian law. If you do not, then you will end up like... him." She said in a cold tone. My fist tightened up, and I grinded my teeth. A tear soon ran down my cheek as I soon fell to my knees, and spat out a large amount of blood. I gasped for breath, and looked up in hate at the white horse bitch. I slowly rose to my feet, and tightened my grip on my knife.

"I rather FUCKING DIE!" I screamed, and lunged myself at her. As soon as I was close enough, I stopped in mid air, and froze. I looked at her horn, and saw that it was glowing. Soon, it started to glow brighter, and a large golden spear appeared. The spear was covered with a golden type of energy. I looked into her eyes, and saw nothing but sadness, and a tear run down her cheek. A small wicked smile made it's way across my face as I began to chuckle. "Come on bitch, I'm ready." She raised the spear into the air, and shot it towards me. Time seemed to slow down as I closed my eyes, and awaited the sweet release of death. But soon there was a huge explosion, and I was dropped down onto the ground. I opened my eyes, and looked at the white horse and saw that she had a speechless expression planted on her face. I turned my head to see what she was staring at, and went wide in disbelief. It was Jacob, but he looked unnatural. His eyes were glowing black and white, his right arm was covered with black sparks of electricity, his knife and left arm was covered in white sparks of electricity, his close were burnt and torn up a bit, and he had the devils smile on his face with blood running down his face. His pupils in both eyes were different colors. I was speechless. Soon he looked down at his body, and chuckled, and talked in a strange new voice that froze my soul. It sounded like two people were talking at the same time.

"Well, this is new" He said, and raised his right arm to his face. "So Celestia..." He said, and looked up. "Ya ready for the real fight."


[Jacobs head]

*Man, you got beat by a fucking magical horse, how sad.*

I opened my eyes to see myself, and darkness. "Fuck." I said and rose to my feet. "And I didn't get beat by that bitch."

*Then why are you here?*

"Lucky fucking shot."

*You punched a giant ball of energy that you could have easily dodged, don't give me that shit about lucky shots.*

"Whatever, why am I here anyways?"

*Because now is the time to unleash your true rage, and show them true pain.*

"My true rage? What the fuck do you mean?"

*I mean overwhelming power that will destroy anything, even gods.*

"Hmmm, power that will destroy gods. I like the sound of that."

*Then let it begin.*

Soon he faded into smoke, and shot into my body. All of my bones went numb as I fell to my knees, and roared in pain. Soon the darkness surrounded me, and went unconscious.


[Jacobs pov]

I stood there, staring at Celestia. Her face showed shock, and fear. I loved it. I felt the extreme power race through my body every second. I looked away from Celestia, and saw Jenny on the ground bleeding heavily. I looked back at Celestia with anger. "Now you really fucked up bitch!" I shouted. I then bolted towards her with god like speed, jumped into the air, and landed on a large bolder. "Whoa, got get the hang of this shit." I chuckled. Soon I felt something take control of my body. Soon several guards surrounded me barking orders, or some shit about surrendering. Fat fucking chance! Anyways, my arms quickly shot up into the sky, and black and white lighting shot out of my hands. The lighting spread out, and engulfed the guards. The guards screamed in pain, and agony. Soon the lighting stopped, and the guards fell dead onto the ground. I then felt control of my body again, and looked around the carnage. I soon began to chuckle, and looked to Celestia"Smells good." I laughed. "Now, lets see what else I can do." I said, and bolted off the rock, but in the blink of an eye, I was somehow behind Celestia, and grabbed her hind legs, and raised her into the air, and slammed back down leaving a crater. "NOW THAT WAS FUN!" I shouted, but my celebration was cut short after a blast of energy threw me into the sky, and into a tree. In a second I recovered and looked up to see Celestia staggering to her feet. She was covered in dirt, and blood, and looked pissed off as hell. It was cute in a 'fuck you asshole' way. I was about to say more shit, but was interrupted when she appeared in front of me, and shot another bolt of energy into my chest. I crashed through several trees, before I was finally stopped by a large bolder. "Damn, cheap shot bitch." I chuckled, and jumped to my feet. "But you'll have to do better than that if you want to stop me!" I roared, and dashed towards her. I flew past all of the destroyed trees, and dodged bolts of energy as Celestia fired them at me. Soon I was close enough, and attempted to cut her throat with Emily, but as I went for the kill, a large golden spear appeared out of no where, and blocked my attack. I struggled to break through, but I was soon launched back, and landed on my feet. I looked up, and saw that Celestia's eyes where glowing pure white.

"I WILL NOT LET YOU HURT MY SUBJECTS! I WILL END YOU MONSTER!!!" She boomed.

"I'm not just a monster." I said, and chuckled deeply. "I'M THE FUCKING DEVIL!!!" I boomed. Launched off the ground, and shot towards Celelstia with intense speed. She raised her weapon, and we made contact, Once we made contact a large wave of power blasted any near by trees and living creatures away. I pushed off, and ducked as she swung her spear over my head. I quickly jumped up, and kicked off of her face with my boot. I landed on my feet, and bolted at her again. She attempted to swing again, but I quickly fell to my knees, and slid under her spear. I jumped to my feet, and grabbed hold of Celestia's wing, and pulled with all my might until a lovely *CRACK* and a pain filled scream echoed through the air.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Now that brings back some memories." I chuckled darkly. I was about to plunge Emily into Celestia's skull, but I was quickly shot back onto the ground by one of her hind legs. I rolled to my feet, and looked at my right hand. A evil smile crawled onto my face, as I lifted my arm up, and chuckled. "Zap, zap motherfucker." I laughed. Soon a giant bolt of black electricity shot towards Celestia, but before it could hit, Celestia shot a beam of light straight into the lightning, and a massive explosion erupted, and created a large crater. I shot through the dust, jumped over the crater, and exited the other side to see Celestia's spera flying towards my face. I ducked, and gave a hard uppercut. I then grabbed her spear with my right hand, and and let loose. In the matter of seconds, Celestia was covered in black sparks of electricity. She was screaming in pure pain as smoke began to raise off of her fur. I watched, and smiled. Soon her screaming stopped, and I let go, and let Celestia's limp body fall to the ground. I felt my smile grow larger, and larger as I laughed hard. I then looked back, and saw the ponies faces full of fear, sadness, and shock. I was about to charge at the group and kill them all, but I looked to Jenny. I saw Jenny barely alive with her blood surrounding her. "Jenny..." I said quietly. I quickly snapped out of it, and dashed to her. "Jenny, JENNY!" I shouted. She didn't respond. "Your not dying here Jenny!" I picked her up, spun around, and shot into the woods. I heard shouting, and several other voices, but I blocked them out, and focused on Jenny.

'Hold on Jenny, please hold on.'