Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.2: I Really Hate My Sister!

by trahzo


Ch.18: She's Not So Scary!

*Epic opera plays in the background.*

"This one sounds dangerou. The next one is...N-n-N-n-Nightmare Moon. Okay Luna, focus your bravery, be like Courage Wolf! You are the result of 4billion years of evolutionary success so fucking act like it!"


The citizens of Ponyville were having a hard time dealing with the substitue Luna, AKA Nightmare Moon! Then all of you guys bitch: "But Nathan, that's Spiluna, and you've already did that on the 1st Pimp Spike's Swag!" NO AGAIN!!! THIS IS INFACT A CRACK SHIPPING KNOWN AS SPIKMOON, GO TO DERPIBOORU, TYPE THIS IN THE SEARCH, & YOU'LL GET 2 PICTURES OF THESE 2 KISSING!!! So yeah,everypony was terrified, except Spike & the Mane 6! Well, Fluttershy was still scared of her, but she'll eventually learn to except her like how she excepted Angel Bunny being a faggit! These 7 were her only friends, well The other princes & princesses were her friends as well but you get the point. Even so, there was something about one friend in particular that really peaked her interest. That friend was Spike. Even though Nightmare Moon had as much power as Luna, there are times when her divine power can be negated & Spike was there to rescue her from the foe time & time again. Oh, you're probably wondering why I said she was the substitue Luna. Well when Luna doesn't want to work, she has Nightmare Moon raise & lower the moon, and observe the dreams of their subjects. So yeah Spike was very interesting to her, she feels he is a slave to the ponies because of all the work they have him do whether it be simple chores or back breaking labor! Talk about labor, I'm almost at the final chapter of this story & both my eyes & thumbs hurt after typing on my PS3 wince I can only use the house's computer for school! Atleadt I can use the school's library computer sbut the time after I eat lunch to use 'em is so shorrt, even if I get a paragraph and a half down. Well I'm digressing again because of my uncontrollable anger. Alright so one day Twilight had Spike & Nightmare Moon go out & get some groceries!

"This is nice." Spike casually said as they walked to the market place.

"Yeah, if you like all the ponies cowering in their homes!" Nightmare replied sarcastically.

"Hey don't be like that, Twilight said that in order for you to be liked, is if you went out & attempt to be social, also everypony loves me, so they'll give you a chance!"

"You really think so?"

"Absolutely!"

"Did somebody call my name?"

"No Absol, go back to Shogun Deezutra's home!"

"So yeah, oh here's Bulk Biceps, try befriending him!"

"Okay, here goes!"

She walked up to him.

"Hi."

*Little girl scream!* Then he ran away!

"Wow, I've never seen him so terrified before, well except for that one time."

So they made it to the market as soon as they arrived everypony quaked with fear.

"They're all scared of me." She whispered

"Your just thinking negatively, if anything, they're afraind of me cause I'm a foot taller than Big Mac."

That's when Nightmare Moon accidentally bumped into a kid who was playing.

"Oh my, sorry li..."

"AAAAAAH!!! NIGHTMARE MOON!!! PROTECT ME SPIKE!!!"

*SOB* *SOB* *SOB* Then Nightmare Moon flew away.

"Nightmare Moon, wait!" He then turned his head to the kid. "Nice, reeeal nice! Nightmare Moon comeback!"

Spike persued her by following the trail of tears. He found the trail end in a little clearing in the Everfree Forest.

*SOB*

Spike put a claw gently on her shoulder to calm her down.

"Spike, oh Spike! You don't know what it's like having the public hate you!"

"I've felt how you're feeling right now!"

"What?"

"Yes, after a conflict where I had trouble with my greed, my friends saved me! Also, I was given a certain something after I returned to normal."

"What would that b..." She didn't finish because Spike kissed her! It felt so good to her that she returned it. They stayed like that for a while, then they let go with an audible pop!.

"You should go back home, I'll take over the groceries! We'll try again tomorrow!"

"Okay...my love."


"Yay happy ending for the season 1 villain, now get the next letter."