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// Ch.17: I Hear Sweetie Wedding Belles, MAKE IT STOP!!! 
// Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.2: I Really Hate My Sister! 
// by trahzo 
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"Aww, this chapter features Spike & Sweetie Belle. Pleade start the story now."



"...Huh?" Spike woke-up, standing on an altar, wearing a tux, His friends and family were all tied up, and dressed in formal wear.

"Finally, you awake my love."

Spike turned his head to see Sweetie Belle in a wedding dress & having a huge smile on her face.

"Sweetie Belle?"

*Toilet flushing!* The 'Honorable" Princess Celestia (Yeah very honorable, you didn't even wash your friggin hands.) emerged from the bathroom.

"Princess Celestia?"

"Hi son." 

"Oh, I mean Momlestia?"

"Princess Celestia, it's time to wake everyone up!"

"Got it!"

Then she fired ethereal hands that slapped everyone  up, while saying "WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS!!!" Geez, what language, and coming from a hand no less. Everyone was up with confused faces & A gigantic red bruises that for some odd reason looked like Lao Shi's face from American Dragon Jake Long.

"What the hay is going on here? Also, why are we all tied up?" Said Rainbow Dash.

"I don't know, but maybe the fact that it looks like Spike & Sweetie Belle are getting married might have something to do about it." A.J. pointed out before  Pinkie.

"Sweetie Belle?" Gasped her family.

"Spike?" Gasped Twilight's family.

"Are getting married?" Everyone gasped.

"Aw man, if only I knew I was getting kidnapped to witness a wedding, then I would've gotten a gift in advance." Said Lyra.

"Aw, if only I had known, I was getting kidnapped to witness these 2 become Spikebelle, then I would've offered to provide the catering of muffins. Grr, so unexpected!" Said Derpy.

Everyone was chattering amongst themselves. Spike turned to Sweetie Belle.

"What's the meaning of all this Sweetie Belle, do you really want to marry me?"

"Of course Spikey wikey!" Then she nuzzled him.

Spike was a little confused of the situation, and I bet so are a bunch of you guys.

"Ahem everypony...attention...attent please!" Haha, no-one was hearing a word that Princess Celestia was saying, so in annoyance, used the same slap spell on their other cheek, this time the mark looked like Shi fu from Kung Fu Panda.

"Now that I finally have your attention. We shall begin. We are gathere, well by force, to witness theunion of my son Prince Spike, and Princess Sweetie Belle! These 2 to everypony's eye ilooks like a match made in heavan..."

As she rambled on, Spike wondered if he should reject her, but isomething in him is telling Spike NO! Don't reject her. Maybe fate really did choose them to be together.

"Spike, do you take Sweetie Belle as you lawfully wedded wife?"

"..." Everyone was now under the impression that he was suffering from cold feet. But he then finally spoke. "I do, and if I may, I have something to tell you. If I'm allowed."

"Go-onger."

"Sweetie Belle, we've known eachother since we were llittle. You were cute then, and you're even more so now! You're a great singer, even though you cook horribly, my taste buds & iron stomach endure it! I wish an eternity with you, even if you die before me, I'll follow. Those are my honest words."

"You are so sweet! I love you Spike!"

"Sweetie Belle, I don't even need to continue because  I already know your answer. So, any objections?"

"I got one!"

Then Princess Celestia vaporized Button Mash.

"Anyone else? Well, with the power investein me, I pronounce you Drake & Mare!" Then Sweetie Belle put her ring around Spike's ring finger & then Princess Celestia gave Spike a ring to put around Sweetie's horn. after that, they kissed, and they all cheered hooray.



"That was very confusing. Get the next letter."