//------------------------------// // Luna's Lecture // Story: Ever wonder what happened in that altenate Equestria High School Uninverse? I did. // by Uncle Knot //------------------------------// Inside Vice Principal Luna’s office, she toyed with the window blind while trying to regain her composure. Sunset, Twilight, Applejack, Fluttershy, Trixie, Rarity, Pinky Pie and Rainbow Dash stood quietly hoping to avoid another of Luna’s loud outbursts about the ridiculous fury of something. “Do you know why you’re here?” No one responded. “Let me tell you, while I am delighted with the improvement in attitude of Sunset Shimmer and the great friendship you all seem to have found together, breaking out in song should be the exception not the rule. Last week’s disruption can be accredited to gathering votes for the fall formal, but today is one song too many” “We’re sorry” “And?” prompted Vice Principal Luna “We’re real sorry” echoed Fluttershy “No, you are missing the point” said Luna “We took an oath to keep our knowledge of the dimensional doorway a secret. Breaking out into spontaneous song and dance is NOT keeping away attention. The school board has been most interested in the unusual events we have had lately. In addition, not a day goes by where I don’t get a phone call from some news journal about our tower of light, damage to our building and space aliens invading. But now…