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// Ch.16: Winged Passion 
// Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.2: I Really Hate My Sister! 
// by trahzo 
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"This is certainly unusual, this time we have Spike the Dog & Philomena."



"RATS! I'M STILL A DOG!!!" Spike was really abgry. After that Equestria Girls fiasco (Why'd they have to make another movie? It'l my little pony, not human!) Spike came back as a dog & Nopony has any idea on how to change him back. Twilight however used her research to solve this problem but nothing yet.

"Sorry Spike, but if you decide to give-up, Winona would just love to have you as a mate."

"Pass, besides, I'll never be able to make  nachoz with paws & constantly shedding fur."

With that thought in her head, she left to do big time research on over time.

"I'll be out on quick stroll around Ponyville, you continue your work."

So Spike left the library & wandered around

"(I gotta change back fast, my competition are already making their moves)" He thought. "(It's no use, Somepony will take her from me & there's nothing I can do to stop them!)" Then he laid on the grass & sobbed.

"Hey, what's the matter?" A voice asked.

"I'll never find the one for me! I'm gonna die alone!"

"Aw, don't say that little puppy, it makes me want to cry with you, please cheer up."

Spike then put his head-up.

"But look at me! I used to be a dragon, a powerful representative of destruction! But after an adventure I had with my BFF, i stayed a dog! Stallion's best friend!"

"Oh please, stop it! It breaks my heart hearing how sad your life is!" Then the unknown creature appeard & wrapped her wings around Spike, trying to comfort him with the warmth of her feathers. Spike looked at his comforter, it was Princess Celestia's pet phoenix Philomena.

"Philomena?"

"Yes. Wait, how do you know my name?"

"It's me, Spike!"

"Spike? Wow, your so cute!"

"Thanks, but what are you doing here?"

"Master is at The Golden Oaks Library, to tell Princess Twilight, that there's nothing she can do to turn you back into a dragon! She brought me along thinkin you might need a playmate."

Spike fell silent & turned away to cry a tsunami of tears. Philomena then turned Spike's body around to face her, then rested his head on her breast. Yes, the tears stung, but it didn't do much harm. Spike  dug into her chest with his head. The sadder Spike got, the worse Philomena's heart broke. So, Philomena did the one thing she figuredcould calm Spike down. She kissed him, beak-to-snout. 

"There, you feel better now?"

"Yeah."

"Spike, would it be okay if you became my boyfriend? So you wont worry about being alone ever again?"

"Of course, but what about children & your immortality?"

"I'm sure I can persuade Madter with my skills as melodrama queen."

They then shared a chuckle. The 2 watched as the sun set. Spike & Philomena cuddled closer as the sun was setting lower & lower over the horizon, no, not verizon, that's a phone company  and not Verizion, that's a legendary Pokemon I happen to find sexy. Twilight & Celestia called out to the 2 and then they kissed goodbye until next time.



"That was very heartwarming in deed. Now get me the next letter."