//------------------------------// // Ch.15: The Generous Dark One. // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.2: I Really Hate My Sister! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "And the finall cougar is...*Gasp*!" "What's wrong princess?" "It's...It's Nightmare Rarity. Well, looks like we have to get on with the show." It took some time getting used to, but everyone in Ponyville got used to her, Nightmare Rarity, the evil, or rather formerly evil version of Rarity. Look, I know most of you are going "But Nathan, you just shipped Sparity twice." NO! I DID NOTHING OF THE CELESTIA DAMN SORT, I AM INFACT SHIPPING NIGHTSPARITY! IT'S DIFFERENT I'M USING CAPITALS TO EMPHASIZE YELLING AS YOU CAN SEE, I SHOULD BE YELLING IN REAL LIFE BECAUSE THE THIS & THE PAST 6 OR MORE CHAPTERS WERE TYPED BY PS3 & I HAVE TO TAKE BREAKS SOMETIMES TO REST, BECAUSE MY THUMBS HURT, & I'M ALWAYS TOO FUCKING CLOSE TO THE FLAT SCREEN IN MY PARENT'S BEDROOM. Okay, breath in, and then spit on the guy you just beat-up. Alright, as I said everyone got used to the intimidating pitch black woman with dark purple hair and I think azure eyes. Well, not everyone, Spike didn't seem to trust Nightmare Rarity. So he didn't like her, but the G-cup liked him (Yep, I've saved the best size for last.) she liked him so much she would stalk him, watch him while he sleeps, even brake into The Library in the morning to do half of all his chores. before dawn. But this Saturday was the day this predator would stop toying with her prey, and go in for the kill, today, was an equine only holiday where everyone of equine origin go to the evefree forest, and fight in a giant royal rumble till 9 PM. Nightmare Rarity chose to stay by,, and have a real hunt. "pike woke-up to a happy Nightmare Rarity laying on top of him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" "And a good morning to you as well." "Please don't kill me!" "Wha? I'm not gonna kill you, but I wonder if you'll be able to escape the thing I have planned for you." Okay, now I remembering the time Lemongrab from Finn & Jake said: "The thing." It was pretty funny the way he said it. "Wh-what thing?" "You wont figure out till I catch you. So here are the rules: Rule 1: You must leave your house at exactly 6:45 PM, that sould give you enugh time to prepare, and digest lunch. Rule 2: I will give you a 7 minute head start. Rule 3: You must avoid capture till 9PM. Rule 4: If I win, you're mine. So, do you agree to those terms or must I do horrible thing right here & now?" "I agree to your terms." "Okay, good luck, you're gonna need it." Then she turned into mist, and phased through the wall. "I will not allow you to do anything horrible, I knew you were still evil." So Spike got his bag of tricks ready. When it was time, he bravely stepped outside to take on the challenge with a determined look on his face. So Spike began his 7 minute head start. He ran around Ponyville with fast running shoes. then he quickly & silently ducked behind a bush, because Nightmare Rarity was so close to spotting him. He pulled out a slingshot & a pachinko ball, then he put on his camouflage clothing. The hero fired a shot at a nearby trash can. This attracted her attention, allowing Spike to run swiftly but quietly past her. Spike was doung okay so far. It was now 7:04. But Spike was running low, but that didn't stop him, he pulled a sports drink out of his bag. It was Twilight's experimental Andrenaline G-force One, and boy was it strong, boosting all of Spike's physical attributes by 50%. He then ducked behind a house because Nightmare Rarity was close to spotting him once again. "Spike, please come out, I'm so lonely." "Waaaaaaah!" "Don't cry Riolu, we'll fing them. Hey look, it's Nightmare Rarity." Said Shogun Deezutra Yet again, another chance for him to tip toe through as Nightmare Rarity tells them what's going on. It's so foggy when Ponyville is empty isn't it? Well, yes, a fog rolled in and now Spike will have no idea if he runs into Nightmare Rarity , but now it's 7:59, way too go kid, just one more hour le... Why is Private Veetrix strolking around Ponyville in a ghost octopus costume? Irrelevant, As he ran, he saw a dark figure up ahead, it noticed him. "There you are!" "Spike, run boy ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!" Said Private Veetrix. It was no use, Nightmare Rarity was too fast in her mist form, but Spike repelled the mist with a battery powered fan. Nightmare Rarity rematerialized to her human form, and tried to use hypnosis on him, but Spike had a magic cancelling ring. So it was time to a fist fight. Spike made the 1st move, she blocked, then countered. Spike blocked with a rubber chicken, talk about cockblocking am I right? "Yield, you're out matched!" "Never, I knew you were evil that's why you've been stalking me all those times, you intend to kill me! " "Who says I wanna kill you? I stalk you outta love!" "What?" *Ding ding ding K.O.* "Y-you really love me?" "Yes Spike, Rarity may not feel that way, but Nightmare Rarity does." She explained, while sitting on his crotch. "Also, I've won! Now, let's go to my pocket dimention to be alone." So they teleported there & had lots of sex without anyone else, just them in that pocket dimention, and them alone. "What an intense story, this time it was an actuall hunt. Well the cougars are all finished, time for the next letter."