//------------------------------// // Ch.14: Dat Peachbottom // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.2: I Really Hate My Sister! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "This time, the 4th cougar is Chickadee Peachbottom...bwahaha, is there seriously a pony with that kind of name?" "Ugh..." Spike had just woken-up, but he didn't expect what he had woken-up to. As he saw the tall & naked F-cup next to him, this woman had yellow skin, green hair, green eyes, and freckles, her clothes were scattered across the room like Spike's. Her pink shirt were in the corner, her blue skarf was on the edge of the night stand, her pants were in the closet, her lingerie were next to eachother at the window, and her hair tie was wrapped around Spike's hair, how kinky. He couldn't believe it. "Okay Spike, review everything, how did a fool like you get a babe like this?" 1 day earlier... *Sniff, sniff* Spike sat there in a swaggy tux, watching Rarity leave on the stage couch with her new husband. "This is a good thing Spike, you need to get over her, she's finally found somebody and you should be happy." *Sigh* "Huh?" Spike then caught the bouquet. If you catch a bouquet during the wedding reception it's a sign that you will get married. That's why women are always fighting over them. Which I think is the funniest part of the wedding, I'm just saying. *Yawn* Did Rarity really have to plan the wedding during the morning? Anywho, now that Rarity and her husband Elusive left for a honeymoon. Spike got out of his tux quick as a flash. He then went incognito, cause he just wanted to be alone, and was doing a pretty good job of it, until... *Blam* "Oh, sorry." "Aw, it's alri..." The busty lady Spike bumped into was at a loss for words. "You're Prince Spike! Oh my gosh, this is the 2nd time I've ever met a prince, and he's single." She said the last 3 words of that sentence with a sultry voice & bedroom eyes, as she got up and inched closer to Spike, who was still on the ground. "So big boy, would you like to show a mustang like me around these parts?"She was so close that he could practically touch her large chest. "Well, o-okay uh..." "Peachbottom, Chickadee Peachbottom for your information Prince Charming." "Heh I'm not that charming." "I beg to differ, A prince of dragon origin, and a rather handsome one at that." She was so close then she could now see the red around his eyes. "Huh? Are you okay?" "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?" "Well, it's just that there's red around your eyes, as if you were crying a while ago." "Oh, you saw that, well would you like to know?" She noded her head in agreement. "Well follow me to my favorite ice cream parlor & I'll tell you." So they walked to their destination, and Chickadee's arms were wrapped around Spike's left side. She also leaned her head on Spike's shoulder for good measure. Once they got there, Spike ordered a big enough sundae for 2. After that he explained what happened. "Oh, I am so sorry." "Don't be, I'm I was too foolish to win the heart ofa woman like that just to have her taken from her R63 version." "(The poor prince.)" Chickadee then put her head down, but after getting a good look at her chest, she hatched a brilliant plan. She scooped a spoin full of ice cream, and pretended to accidentally drop the ice cream in between her bust. "Ah, how clumsy of me, and it's so cold. Prince Spike, it's so cold that I'm shivering, could you kindly get it out for me?" "(Well buddy, you said you'd give-up on Rarity, and I guess helping damsels in distress like this one is the best time as ever.)" Spike quickly got the napkin & reached down between her girls. Spike pulled the melty clump out and but it aside on top of a pile of napkins. "Well, thank you my hero." "No problem." You could see Spike's face was completely flustered. "(Tee-hee, I got him.)" "So Chickadee what is it you usually do?" "I travel all across Equestria just like that Trenderhoof fellow." *Bam!* Spike's head slammed onto the table. "Spike? Please get up, was it something I said?" "Rarity had a crush on him a while back." "(Oh-my, I made things worse, I gotra think quick.)" "I'm sorry Spike listen I'll make it up to you." "How?" "You could lick the ice cream between my chicken breasts." I get it because her cutiemark is a chicken. Spike blushed hard but accepted the request. He put his face deep into her chest and started licking with his Orochimaru style tounge. Geez, didn't that villain from Naruto ever remind you of Child molester: Micheal Jackson? Okay, now that I've offended his fans, go ahead & call me bastard, I actually like being called that, it makes me sound cool. Spike pulled his head out a while later to get some air, but was then forced back in by his impromptu date. "Okay, I think we're finished." *GASP!* *Huff* *Huff* "Y-you tasted sweet, I-I-I mean the strawberry ice cream tasted sweet, heh." So they went on to finishing the sundae, Chickadee ate the banana in a very sexually arousing away. Then alls there was left was the pocky. Man I must be really hungry to mention food this much again, I mean, I just had 4 slices of garlic bread for a snack. I've probably caused whoever is still reading to get hungry as well, damn. There were 5 Pocky sticks and 2 of them, so they took 2 pocky sticks each, and I bet you guys & girls have watched enough anime, rwad enough manga, and played enough japanese video games to know what's going to happen next. "Spike?" "Yeah Chickadee?" "You ever heard of the Pocky game?" That tears it! Spike knew about this sign, and then he lost control of his body, pulled Ms.Peachbottom from across the table & gave her a big ole kiss, which she returned. After 2 minutes, they finally let go. You're probably wondering why the owner of place didn't kick 'em out, well he's both a romantic nut, and a pervert. "So, your place?" "Fucking-a yeah." So they payed for the ice cream, and went back to the library for some intense passion. (End of flashback) Twilight woke-up at the same time Chickadee Peachbottom did on the bed next to their's. "Mmm goodmorning honey." "Ah, goodmorning Spike." "Twilight, we didn't desturb you right?" "Oh-no, the fact you finally have a girlfriend is good enough to only have 2 hours of sleep. Now get dressed & make breakfast stud, I gotta leave aerly for The Crystal Empire." "Damn, get the nex..." *Poot!* "Okay who farted?" "Sorry, it was the garlic bread." "Oh Mr.Narrator."