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// Ch.13: How I Became 1st Gentleman Spike. 
// Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.2: I Really Hate My Sister! 
// by trahzo 
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"The next story will feature...*Gasp!* I didn't know the mayor of Ponyville was a cougar. Start now, also we're running out of snacks & soda."

"Private Veetrix, go get more snacks & soda."

"(1st day outta the academy & I have to spend it getting everyone food.)"



*Knock, knock, knock.*

Spike was at Mayor Mare's humble abode, awaiting to help her out early with official business. Atleast that's what she told him. The Mayor actually had something else in mind.

"Ah, hello Spike, come along, we have alot of work to do."

There she was in her usual brown colored uniform, well it looks like a pale brown, I don't know. The Mayor was slightly shorter than the handsome youngman infront of him. She had Spike follow behind her, giving some sway, and bounce to her walk. Yes, Spike couldn't look away at her. He'd have to hide his concealed weapon or risk going to jail for being so indecent infront of Ponyville's politically elected boss. She actually wanted him to be indecent, she hasn't had a date without it being politically related & she's never had a boyfriend in her life, but after reading about the kunoichi's ancient  art of seduction, one night, she decided to try that out on someone she can easily manipulate with her skills as a leader.

"So, what's our 1st order of business?"

"Well, I need you to sit there at my desk & organize the papers. I'll be sighning these documents somewhere  else, also, do not get out of that chair till I get back."

"Yes ma'm!"

So, she left to go to her surveillance room, to check the cameras. Spike began organizing the papers on the desk, but after fliiping over the 5th sheet, he was in for a big surprise.

"AH!"

Spike was surprised to find a picture of Mayor Mare in a sexy position, wearing nothing but her lingerie. Spike flipped to another paper in the pile, this time a picture where the Mayor was covering her bra-less chest & making the duck face. He flipped to another but the result was another naughty image, this one had the Mayor without her grey hair dye covering her chest with a pillow that had Spike's name written in cursive. Spike's mind was going wild. 

"(Was the Mayor planning on being on a porn mag like Play Stallion? Why in her right mind would she have pictures like these?)"

Spike wondered what he should do.

"(Don't worry big guy, just ignore the pictures and you'll be able to get through this organizing in no time.)"

Mayor Mare was pleased with Spike's reactions, like how I was pleased with everyone's reactions when the eagle attacked the duck in Pinkie Apple Pie. The Mayor then went back to her office when she saw Spike had finished.

"Oh good job Spike, I knew you could do it."

"Yeah..." Spike couldn't even look at Mayor without remembering those pictures.

"Alright, the next order of business, The mayor of a village of dragons refuses to let us finish the bridge connecting our town to their's. Atleast not without proof that ponies & dragons can be friends."

"Ah, I see, so you want me to send him some of my photos of me proving people of dragon origin & pony origin can be friends."

"Actually, I was thinking of something more along the lines of us having a little fun." She said, as she removed her suit, revealing her E-cup chest & long slender body. "So, how about it dragon boy?"

*Gulp!* "Gee yah know I think it's time I.." He was cut off as the Mayor sat down on Spike's lap.

"Oh, where do you think you're going youngman?" She then kissed his cheek, and pulled a camera out of the drawer of her desk. "Let's show them, that we can make love, not war."

*Hard Gulp* "Okay!"

"Good." After that, the predator had captured her prey & with the pictures, allowed the mayor of the other village connect their towns.

*YEARS LATER."

"...And as you can see,this diagram states that kids & teens are much more energetic if they sweat during exercise."

"Very good 1st Gentleman Spike, this should encourage parents to have their kids get out more."

Spike stood there next to his wife as the audience at the meeting applauded him. Mare then grinded her chest against his arm

"(Oh Celestia again?) Well, thank you for the praise but I really must go."

So Spike and Mare left & went back to their house.

"Wow, you sure rowdy today. I mean this is our 12th round."Well, it was obviously  that much because just look at the tiredness in his eyes, there's freaking bags big enough to hold 1 marble each.

"I know, but it's heat week for the mares."

"Oh-no."

"Oh-yeah."



"I wonder, if Princess Twilight is a princess does that mean she takes on The Mayor's duties when she's out of town? Probably, now get me the next letter."