"Luna, are you sure about telling those stories to children?"
"Yes, don't worry, they'll just tire out before any of the juicy stuff happens. Okay, with my new found confidence, the cougar will be...Ms. Harshwhinny."
Spike, a young & handsome 17 year old man was walking back & forth from the library to city hall, helping out with organizing stuff. But he couldn't shake the feeling he was being watched. He had just finished both of his jobs in record time. He then decided to head on over to Sugarcube Corner. Spike was halted harshly as soon as he began his sprint. He was halted by 2 things that were big & soft. He tried pulling his head out, but the big whatever they were, squeezed his head and the poor guy desperately wanted air. He was released sa soon as he was on the brink of suffocation. When he was freed, he fell and landed on his rumpus. What was standing infront of him was a tall lady with orange skin I think, wait was Ms.Harshwhinny's coat orange or brownish orange in the show? Ahyway, she had blond hair, earrings, She wore a purple business suit, Spike got a good look at her panties under that skirt. She wore black stockings & finally, purple heels. It was then & there when Spike had finally realized that the 2 large & soft things he was sandwhiched between were the woman's E-cup breasts. With that thought, his reaction was appropriate.
"GAH!" His nose then started bleeding from that.
He was then given a handkerchief by the still un named woman.
"Thanks, hey I know you, you're Ms.Harshwhinny."
"Correct, so would you care to explain why you freaked out & gave yourself a nosebleed?" She lied
"Well, it's just that I didn't expect what just happened to me to you know, happen. Now, would you explain why you just did that to me?"
She then got close to his ear, left hand on his crotch, and said...
"I just love young men, they have so much..." She then licked his ear making him shiver. "...stamina."
"(Oh haha very funny author, she works for the Equestria games so that means she's into healthy young men.) Is that so?"
"Yes, and I've seen how well you were able to do 2 jobs without breaking a sweat, you are definently Equestria games material."
"Wow, that's very nice of you but could you please let gof my sack?"
"No, I am truly sorry, but it seems the cougar has captured her prey." She then took Spike to her hotel roim for 7 rounds of sweaty uninterupted intercourse.
"You see? Thee children fell asleep. Now, you there, teenage hoe, get me the next letter."