//------------------------------// // What happened after that. // Story: there goes ponyville..... // by YOitzGEEZUS //------------------------------// Sorry guys, I had major writer's block. Enjoy! ------------------------------------------------- "Woah, what happend last night?" His head hurt like it was it hit by one of Rainbow's sonic rainbooms. A very hungover dragon woke up from his slumber. He was sweaty, sticky, and also had a wierd, clear applesmelling substance that was all over his bruised body. He was also wondering why his dick was covered in a bloody sleeve.He had no memory of anything that happend yesterday, all he knew was that he was in some wierd machine thingy and his tail wa- What the actual buck is my tail doing in Applebloom's.........Holy shit what happend last night? He quicky yanked his tail out of her hole, to his suprise, his tail smelled actually delicious......like, a fresh apple. He was scared out of his mind.....If Applejack and Big mac.....The hardest buckers in Equestria found out... FUCK..... Think, what did you do with her yesterday? massaging his temples. A bombardment of flashbacks came into his mind, having sex with Applebloom, the weed......The bank robbery. I-I-I ROBBED A FUCKING BANK!?! AND I FUCKED APPLEBLOOM? ..................... "AWESOME.....at least last night wasn't a whole waste." The dragon wasn't even mad, a wave of accomplishment tingled all over as he could remember himself robbing the bank. Then he looked at Applebloom, his body tingled as he looked upon the wonderful view of her messy hair, her beautiful curved body and most importantly....... I can't believe I tapped that! High Spike is awesome! patting his forehead, thanking his other self. I'm just going to go home and wait till this robbery thing go- The yellow earth pony woke up from her sleep as well, she stretched, sat on her hind legs and rubbed her eyes. As she opened her eyes she completely freaked out to see a purple dragon sitting next to her and she was in some wierd machine. "SPIKE!?! WHAT ARE YA-WHERE AM AH!? WHAT ARE YOU DOIN HERE?! WHAT-!" "Holy shit!" Spike hit the ceiling of the car, giving him a mass headache "Applebloom calm down! If you want to know what happend last night you have to calm down!" A little freaked out that she woke up yelling. "Whut happened last night?" rubbing her temples, she had a horrible migraine. "Ok, don't freak out though, cuz we did something together that you might want to forget..." backing away from her a little as a precaution. "Just tell me...." she sighed. "Alright.......we uh.....made out.....and uh......had sex." Letting out a sheepish smile. She stood still and turned a lttle red, a blank look on her face. "Hello? Bloom? You.....alright?" waving his claw in front of the unresponsive earth pony. "........" "I guess I'll just go now......." pointing outside. "Wait..." She grabbed him and kissed him right on the lips without warning. She didn't want this moment to end, a dragon she loved so much had made out with her. Spike's face was suprised, he blushed violently. "S-s-so your not mad?" he managed to choke out. "why would I?" She moved closer to the dragon, leaning on his shoulder. "I love you Spiek. I always had." giving him a nuzzle, Spike felt kind of happy. Someone actually cares for me... He was on the verge of crying. No! the bro code... He gave a kiss back, it was going to be a new start for them. Celestia's sun rose to sky and shined upon the two lovers. The butterflies started to flutter, birds began to chirp, everythinig was the way it should be. They began to share their lips again, tingling sensations ran down both of their bodies. "Umm maybe we should clean up ourselves" They both looked at themselves, Applebloom looked at herself embarrasingly, Spike looked at his sweaty dirty scales and bloody dick... "Heh....Yea...Umm....We'll see eachother sometime alriet? Ah'll see ya later Spiek...." She used her hoof to pull the handle. Befor she left she gave him a seducing smile, and trotted to her farm. "Later!" He called back. "That mare is something" He moved up to the front seat, took the keys and placed them under the seat. "We should get high more often" He chuckled to himself as he traveled back to Ponyville.... ------------------------------- "Oh Spike, you are such the pleasurer...*giggle* you dirty dragon you!" "Tia? Tia! I need you to sign......Oh my..." Celestia was in her royal bed,using her magic to replay what Spike and Applebloom were doing in the car. Her front left hoof was between her hindlegs and was rubbing a certain area. "SISTER!" She said in her royal Canterlot voice. Celestia jumped out of her bed from her sister's booming voice. "Whadafuq? Luna! Can't you see I'm Pleasuring myself!?!" Her hair frizzed, her face looking as if she wanted to murder her. "I just needed your permission for the Gameinformer subscribtion......but I guess I'll visit you later..." She walked back slowly from her quarters, then started to trot away. She could hear some muffled noises coming from the room as she trotted to her room. "Oh yes! give it to her Spike!" And with that, Luna vomited on the royal carpet. "Princess Luna! Are you alright? I heard commotion from your sisters quarters!" A royal guard spoke rushed to her side "Shall I get the royal custodian?" "Yes you may, also get the royal sickness pills as well" She said, her face green with nausea. "Yes princess, by the way, if you don't mind me asking, what is the princess doing?" he had a confused and scared face. "Guard...." "Yes your highness?" "You don't want to know." ------------------------------- 30 Minutes later...... *sigh* "Library sweet library...." he had walked back from the Applebloom's car and was ready to take a long deserving shower. He walked up the stairs, passed the bedroom and proceeded into the bathroom. He grabbed his favorite towel, Pinkie's special cupcake smelling soap, and stepped into the shower. He turned the knob to let out the heavenly liquid. sweet smell of warm water mixing with the soap smelled like a freshly baked cake. Oh dear Celestia Pinkie, that's the greatest smelling soap ever! I wonder how she makes it? He inhaled the sweet smell of zapapple cupcakes, the best cupcake in his opinion, next to that sapphire cupcake Mr. and Mrs. Cake made for him on his last birthday. Oh yea, I wish I had a whole box of those..... He scrubbed between his scales, the sensation of feeling cleansed was one of best feelings he loved so much. I wonder what Twilight and the rest of the ponies are doing right now. he thought as he used a backscratcher to remove old scales to release brand new shining violet scales... ------------------------------ "CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!" A crowd of drunk ponies were in Twilight's suite motioning her to finish the keg of beer that she was almost done drinking. "Go! Go! Go!" "Oka-ay everpon *hic* y I got this, Get me another keg or *hic* Celestia will *hic* fuck yur dog or somethin" Twilight barely able to stand up straight. "Bro, this bitch is craazy!" a unicorn said to his friend. "Dude, I kno-ho-how!" drinking from his red plastic cup. Big mac and Rainbow Dash were making out on the master bedroom. Applejack had passed out on the couch, Caramel and Pinkie were drawing on her face with a permanent marker, drawing her a pair derp eyes and and drawing a handlebar mustache on her nose. "Pinkie, Pinkie,Pinkie,Pinkie.....This is gonna so fucking rad..." A drunken Caramel told the party pony, who was putting the final touches on AJ's face. "I know! Dude! You like, wanna try sum moar hard apple cider?" Pinkie pointed to the small kitchen. "Hell yea I do!" As they trotted to the fridge. Fluttershy was in her room, trying to finish her good needed sleep. Oh my....how long do my friends have to party for? It's 9:00 A.M Twilight, I need my sleep or I become angry...No, keep it together Fluttershy...They are your friends, no need for yelling. She got up from her bed, wrapped herself with one of the complementary robes the hotel gave her, and opened her door to release a fury of of rage among the drunk bastards.... She breathed in as much as her lungs allowed her to and released a yell so loud the gods themselves could hear! "Um...can you ponies be a little more quieter.....I need my sleep...." she barely even heard herself over the massive dubstep that played on the stereo DJ PON-3 remixed. They kept on partying hard. "Uhhh....please?" HEY YOU PIECE OF SHIT! HOW ABOUT YOU SUCK ON MY BALLS BITCH! A drunken brown pegasus yelled at her. "Oh, I'm sorry, I just nee-" "Get the fuck out of here you attention whore!" Something broke inside her...the Fluttershy everybody knew had dissapeared and appeared a new pony..... Flutterbitch. "You messed with the wrong pony motherfucker...." Her eyes turned to the size of marbles as he walked up to the false mouthed pony.... "The fuck you just said to me you shy asswipe?" The pony gritted his teeth, walking up to her. "Reply what came out out of your 2nd butthole you call a mouth!" she said, they were nose to nose. "SHY...ASSWIPE...." He said smiling. "................" "Ha! Your not going t-" FUS RO DAH!! The pony flew back from the amazing shout that escaped her mouth sending him out of the 20 foot-20 foot sky window. (Note: The suite was on the top floor, it is a half a mile tall building.) "ANYBODY ELSE WANT TO FUCK WITH ME?" A menacing smile escaped her tired rage face. "NAH! WE'RE GOOD!" A pony replied back. "Then shut the buck up or so help me I'll get that fucking Cerberus to feast on your flesh!" Breathing heavily. By then, everybody stopped what they were doing. Even Twilight stopped chugging. "You guys are *hic* Panda hat...the Rarity and the kirishna with that pickle and..." She passed out. *SLAM!* "I'm uh......going home bronies....uhh see you guys later" Soarin exited out of the suite. "Uh..yea, me too" "Yup..." "Yea, I gotta feed my dog" "Mhm" "Thanks Twi, you throw awesome parties..." "You guys know how to throw a grade A party!" "Yo Twi, give me that yellow pegasus' number brah..." And with that, all the ponies left. That left, a passed out Applejack, Big mac and Rainbow making out, A drunk Pinkie and Caramel in the fridge making Caramel candies, and a missing Rarity.