"Oh haha, very funny on the chapter title. Next is...Berry Punch."
"What you say? You gonna Punch me mother fucker?"
"Who in Equestria are you?"
"Oh, don't mind Private Veetrix, he's new & has issues with his temper whenever he hears certain key words like punch."
"Let's just get on with the story. (He better not be another recurring OC.)"
"I can't believe you are this drunk Ms.Punch." Spike said, as he carried Berry Punch bride style back to her house.
Berry Punch is always having one of her friends carry her home, and tonight was Spike's turn. Berry was really drunk, she was laughing with a slurred voice, then she looked up to Spike, pulled her head up to his, and gave him a nuzzle.
"Ha ha, you know Spike, I always thought you was cuuuute."
"That's the booze talking."
"Wha? No man, I'm speaking the truth. Besides, your a very unique citizen. Like Cranky, Zecora, and that mule. With all these other creatures, like Mulia Mild, Gaston, Shogun Deezutra, Discord, Matilda, Daisy Joe, and I'm pretty sure there are a few more, but I thought this was Ponyville, a town for ponies only, but with all these non ponies living here, It's like wow. You know"
"Right."
"You know Spike, your friends don't give you enough praise."
"They give me plenty."
"Crap okay, So what's your opinion on all these non pony citizens ?"
"Eh, I don't seem to mind, they're all great characters."
"Characters? Like on a show?"
"Yeah you could say that. Though the pony citizens from time to time do make mule jokes, but they don't mean to offend him and he doesn't seem to care."
"That was a lot of words."
So these 2 continue their long conversation about the non pony citizens for about 10 more minutes. Soon after they made it to Berry's home.
"Put me down Spike, I can walk again."
"Alright, see you later Ms.Punch"
"Spike wait!"
"Yeah?"
"You're at the legal drinking age right?"
"Yes."
"Oh, then come drinking with me tomorrow night."
"I don't know."
"Come-on, it'll be fun, you & me having our very 1st date."
"D-d da..." Then he was cut-off by Berry Punch giving him a wet sloppy and slimy kiss.
"(Oh Celestia, she has beer breath, yet it feels so good.)"
Berry succeeded in going farther into Spike's mouth by using her tongue to pry open Spike's jaw so she could explore the new environment. After a while, Berry let Spike off the hook.
"So, will you be my boyfriend ?"
"Yes." He answered as he tasted all the beer flavored saliva in his mouth.
"Alright, so tomorrow night, you better bring your wallet, because we're splitting the bill. Goodnight." Then she closes the door & winds up getting lectured by her little sister, Berry Pinch.
"A drunk idiot kissed me once, I beat the shit outta him in return." Luna then turned to the passing by patrol guard.
"I said I was sorry."
"No matter, get the next letter Deezutra."