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// Apple Bloom grows wings and a horn but Diamond Tiara still makes fun of her stupid sexy blank flank 
// Story: Twilight Sparkle Becomes an Alicorn while sleeping and is actually not surprised for once 
// by Super_Big_Mac 
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"Wow, what a loser! As if something like that would ever impress us, right, Silver Spoon?"

Silver looked at her life-long friend and gave a nervous laugh, her face flushed as she stared at the farm filly's lengthy horn and long, luscious wings. "U-uhh, y-yeah, totally... Heh heh... I mean, she's still such a blank flank and all..."

"Ha! Yeah, as if you'd be able to top us you dirty little blank-flank!" Diamond Tiara turned away, laughing as Silver Spoon followed behind her.

Apple Bloom looked at her two friends, who each shrugged their wings. "Well, Ah'm totally confused by those two. Ah guess all three o' us shoulda come out earlier 'bout this."

"Well, it looked like Silver was interested in you, Apple Bloom," Sweetie replied as she ruffled her wings once more. She's just so afraid of losing her friend that she doesn't know what to do."

"I already told you two, I'm not a lesbian! Just because I have rainbows and posters of Rainbow Dash and Spitfire in my room doesn't mean I'm not into boys!"

Apple Bloom rolled her eyes as she turned towards Sweet Apple Acres. "Whatever ya say, Scoots, but your reaction whenever Sweetie nuzzles ya kiiiinnnda says otherwise."

"Sh-shut up! I can't help in when she's being too darn cute!"

"Well, Ah'm gonna leave y'all to yer own devices fer now; I gotta let Applejack and Big MacIntosh know that Ah ken help 'round the farm now. Ah'm much stronger than Ah used to be!"

Sweetie propped herself up on Scootaloo's back and called after her farm filly friend, "Are you going to meet us at the clubhouse tomorrow, though?"

The bow-wearing Alicorn turned to her two bestest friends in the world and smiled. "O'course! We're still the Cutie Mark Crusaders, aren't we?!"

"YEAH!"

The three raised a forehoof each towards the sky and shouted: "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER ALICORN STUNT-DOUBLES, YAAAY!!!"