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// Filli Vanilli 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

Filli Vanilli

Dear Fluttershy,

Look, sorry about today. I guess I just figured that if you heard it straight from the horses mouth, that you'd get over your stage fright. I wasn't trying to be mean or anything, sheesh.

Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie



Dear Pinkie Pie,

Are you kidding me? I mean, I know you may not be the brightest of ponies because of the drugs and everything, but I have the word 'shy' right in my fucking name. You saw how timid I was before the Hearth's Warming Eve performance, and yet you trigger me not once, but twice? I don't like singing in crowds. Deal with it, you junkie.

Sincerely,
Fluttershy



Dear Fluttershy,

So, what you're trying to say is that the animal shelter volunteer I met in the alternate world wasn't another version of you? You know, the one who had no trouble singing and dancing in a high school cafeteria full of judgmental teens? Not you then?

Sincerely,
Twilight



Dear Twilight,

Keep it up.

Spike will be a decorative toaster cozy before you know it.

Sincerely,
Fluttershy



Dear Big Mac,

What's the matter, brother? Can't sing because you're a little horse?

Sincerely,
Applejack



Dear Applejack,

Little, huh?

That's not what you were saying last night.

Sincerely,
Big Macintosh