//------------------------------// // Chapter 4: OC's Milk // Story: Pimp Spike's Swag Vol.2: I Really Hate My Sister! // by trahzo //------------------------------// "Well, I've recieved a letter from the author that this is the one of those rare times he'll ship Spike with an OC. Now, let's see the OC who exactly he's talking about. Hmm, the next story will be starring the Milk Mare of Trottingham, Milky Way!" "No! I refuse to!" "Sorry Milky Way, but you have to deliver milk to him!" Said her boss "But Bombastic is the worst of our clients, whenever someone, like the paper colt, delivers the newspaper, he gets so excited that his magic literally sends you flying in an explosive burst of his over the top happiness!" Milky Way complained. "I know, but he gives huge tips, sorry Miky, but you gotta do it!" "*Sigh!* Yes boss!" "Don't worry, after this, you can go on a vacation to wherever you end-up at!" he said, as Milky Way walked towards danger. Later... "OH THANK YOU FOR THE MILK, MILKY WAY, I'M JUST SO EXCITED THAT I MIGHT...JUST...EXPLOOOOOOOOOOODE!" Milky Way was sent flying through the sky, with soot in her face and a tattered uniform. "At least I can now go on vaca...." She was cutoff from the impact! She hit the Ponyville clock tower! Then she fell to the ground somehow surviving! minutes later... "Is she going to be okay?" said one voice. "Yes don't worry she will, luckily, this young man was able to rescue her. Otherwise, she'd have lost all the blood from her head!" said another. "I almost died!?" Milky Way screamed as she woke-up in astonishment, only to be introduced to a handsome reptilian face. "Oh, thank goodness your okay!" he said Blood then spewed from her nostrils. "Miss, please calm down, if you lose anymore blood, you'll die, would you please get him outta here?" Ordered Dr. Caramel. "(Oh my, that dragon was so handsome, hold-on, when that Doctor over there said young man, did he mean him?)" She then thought of what it looked like, which made blood gush from her head. "Ah, Nurse, get me an extra I.V.!" "On it!" Later, in like a week, she was able to leave the hospital! "(Alright, now, time for me to reward my hero!)" She went around Ponyville, asking citizens if they knew where the dragon lived, she had a hard time because, there not Spike living here, the ponies thought she ment Shogun Deezutra's Salamence, but she was soon able to tell the difference and locate Spike at the Golden Oaks Library. *Knock!* *Knock!* "It's open!" Said Twilight Sparkle. She went inside, to see that Twilight was in the middle of something insane. She was trying to theorize why flowerpots fall from out of nowhere and hit her on the head. "Um..." "Oh, you are that mare Spike rescued, I figure you're here to give him an award?" "Yes, where is he?" "Upstairs, probably watching the new episode of Kamen Rider Gaim." "Thanks, and good luck with...yeah thanks!" So, she went upstairs to Twilight & Spike's room. There he was, eating a piece of leftover birthday cake from Twilight's party last week, oh yeah, would the owner of a Black Kia get the car out of the sidewalk, you parked in a no parking zone (Damn idiots!). "Hello." She said "Hmm? Oh, your the mare I saved from bleeding out, I see that your okay." "(Calm down Milky, pay no attention to his beauty and talk to him.) I came here to reward you for helping me." "Aw, you don't need to do that." "I insist! Please?" then she put on the pleading face. "Fine, but make it quick, Twilight might need me to kick the lab rat's bucket any minute now!" He then pointed to a rat saying"My bucket, and no one else's!" So, Milky Way sat up on Twilight's bed and spread her back legs. Spike's eyes cartoonishly popped out as soon as he saw them! "Whoa, th-those are some pretty big crotch boobs!" "I know, I want you to s-s-suck on them!" Yes, his brain was having a party up there. So Spike agreed to this reward, and sucked on her nipples, as she kissed his forehead multiple times. "You know what?" Spike asked "What?" "Your now my favorite flavor of milk! Sorry Soy milk, but now I love Milky Way's milk!" Then he went back to sucking but was then interupted as Milky Way pulled him into a kiss!" "Huh, well, there you have it, Spike and an OC! This OC, doesn't belong to the writer, but he does congratulate the creator of the OC."