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// Alternate Universe (one story) 
// Story: Fifty Shades of Short 
// by Super Trampoline 
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To the Bassoon!

"Celestia," my student asked me, "Why do I hear what sounds like a dying duck?"

I chuckled. "Oh Sugar Snap, that's what the bassoon sounds like. Luna tried to usurp the throne and bring about eternal night, so I sent her to practice the bassoon."

"WAahhtutW w Bzzzz ckhhooo ow a ourghghhgh!" assaulted both our ears.

Sugar gave me a doubtful look. "You sent her to practice bassoon."

"Yeah," I said, blushing. "Perhaps I should have sent her packing to the moon instead."

	"GRRRRrrraaazzzz!!!"

"Yes, you probably should have."