//------------------------------// // Human // Story: Beasts and Beings - Stories of Equestria's Inhabitants // by Strongbolt Stonewing //------------------------------// I can't believe we're actually writing a chapter about Who-mans. It's 'Humans', and for the record, there have been sightings- Sightings? Oh come on, just because a few ponies eat too much sugar and start thinking they're seeing tall, fleshy creatures, it does not mean Who-mans exist. There's no solid evidence. 'Humans', Strongbolt, not 'Who-mans.' And besides, there's been hundreds of reports from all across Equestria. And I suppose Slender Mane also exists? Or what about 'The Pony of Shadows?' Well, you never know. There are rumours- And they're just rumours, there's no facts or evidence. Well, we've already started writing now so you've no choice but to continue. Blast. Foiled again. Okay, let's see, Humans. Very peculiar creatures- Mythical creatures. Fine, very peculiar mythical creatures. Their bodies are covered in flesh rather than fur, they stand on only two legs and they have long, um... Claws? No, I think they have a different name. Aren't they called feet? No, feet are what you walk on, they use these things for picking up objects and doing a lot of other stuff. Well, whatever they are, they're pretty useful. But they come with a price. Who-mans supposedly have neither wings or magic. It is said that Humans live in a universe alongside our own and that for every pony who exists in Equestria, a Human counterpart exists in their world. So apparently there's a tall, skin-covered Strongbolt and Shiera in this other world. Perhaps they're writing a book too? Did you know that there is supposedly another dimension beyond the Human dimension with more Humans living in it. Oh really? Yeah, and apparently those Humans live in a more... defined world. Define defined. As in, everything is more detailed, but a lot less colourful. I don't know, sounds a bit far-fetched to me. I mean, do you honestly believe that somewhere out there is an alternate dimension beyond another alternate dimension where Who-mans are the superior Beings, there's no magic or flying and no other creatures are even remotely intelligent. I have to agree with you there. Although, if that universe did exist, the Humans would probably have legends or something about our world. They'd never know that all this time they were living alongside the very universe they hadn't believed existed. Yeah, and what if after all that time those legends evolved into other things like books or shows? And what if a lot of Humans were fans of these shows or books? What if they wrote their own fan stories about us? They would never know that we were really there. ... ... *Giggles* *Laughs* Yeah right! *Wipes tear from eye* That would never happen. Ha. *Still Laughs* Oh, can you imagine? A world full of Who-man pony-fans, how ridiculous.