//------------------------------// // Discord // Story: Edit Keith Spawn // by Blitzer Sparks //------------------------------// I awoke to hear giggling all around me, and something warm and soft pressed up against my chest so I looked down only to see Rarity's back pressed up against me. Then I looked up to see Twilight, Apple Jack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash all standing next to the bedside with smirks on their faces. "Ah reckon we oughtta leave you and Rarity here ta yer spoonin" AJ said as all the girls walked out still smilling "Wait it's not what you th-" the door slammed shut "-ink" After the door was slammed shut Rarity woke up and noticed the position she was in "Keith Get Off Of Me!" she then pushed me off her onto the ground. "What the hell Rarity that hurt" I said as I stood up only to be slapped in the face by a white hoof, 'damn that hurt' "HOW DARE YOU TRY AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME!" Rarity screamed in my face "Thats not what happened, last night after you passed out you were talking in your sleep, and said for me not to go, so I slept with you, I didn't touch you I swear, I was just trying to let you sleep easy" I said quickly "GET OUT!" she screamed again, then pick me and my stuff up with her magic and threw me out her room door and down the stair. I came to a stop at the hooves of 5 mares "So mr. Human have fun with Rarity last night" Pinkie said with a wink "I... Hate... All of you" I said with a groan picking myself up and putting on my shirt, and poof'd my glasses away for later use. "Ah come on Keith were just havin a little fun" AJ piped in "Yes AJ fun is getting pushed out of bed, fun is being slapped by a hoof which hurts incredibly, and fun is getting thrown down the stairs like a rag doll hitting nearly every step on the way down, and that's from you just slamming the door and waking up Rarity" I fumed "Oh were sorry Keith" Fluttershy whispered "It's fine, I'm gonna go for a walk" I said but I was pissed thoroughly I opened the door but was shocked at what I saw "Umm Twilight how long have you been here exactly" I said as I stared out the door "For a couple hours why" Twilight said walking behind me "Thats why" I said stepping out of the door frame "Discord" she said with venom in her voice as she stared at upside down houses, lightning clouds chasing ponies, soapy earth, the moon and sun constantly changing positions, and Herbivores turning into Predators "Who is Discord and why is everything so... chaotic?" "Discord is the god of chaos and apparently even after we reformed him, he is back recking havoc again" "So let me get this straight this Discord is a god of chaos that you reformed to be good and he has turned evil once again. Right?" "Precisely" "Well then how can I help" "Go to the Library and retrieve the elements, there are six of them one is a tiara with a magic star on top the other are necklaces you'll know what they look like, now go" "Right" I swiped my hand through the air opening my dashboard I selected 'body' then 'legs' and turned the speed up to max of 185 mph "I'll be back" and I took off -------Twilight's (POV)------- "Alright girls lets split up and find Discord, and Fluttershy go get Rarity out of her room" I said "Oh thats funny because isn't that Rarity in a cage that Discord is holding?" Pinkie Pie said pointing out the window with a smile. My pupils shrank and ran to the window to see Discord holding a cage with a passed out Rarity inside it flying away "Quick follow him!" I shouted and we all ran out the door --------Keith's (POV)-------- --------shortly after---------- "Twilight I'm back with the golden necklace thingies and your retarded looking tiara" I said walking into the shop wearing the necklaces around my neck and tiara atop my head. I looked around the boutique only to find emptiness. "Huh were did everyone go?" "HA HA HA HA HAAAA Welcome back Keith" The doors shut and blinds dropped leaving me in darkness "Who are you? What did you do to the girls? Show Yourself!" I yelled into the darkness as I spawned a flashlight and a Colt 1911 pistol, then going into tactical position I turned on the light. "Come now Keith i'm only looking to have a little bit of fun" The voice came from the left so I snapped the light to the voice, there standing was a strange creature that had a mixture of body parts "Who are you!?" I yelled "Why little o'll me, i'm just a all powerful god of chaos here to retrieve the elements and possible kill you if you do not comply" "Well damn when you put it like that I guess I dont have much of a choice" I said as I placed the light on the ground illuminating the room. I took off the elements and held them out for it to take them, 'while he is distracted i'll infuse my bullets with light that oughta work' "Thats a good boy Keith give them to Discord" he said reaching out for them I smiled and aimed the gun at him and pulled the trigger 3 times in rapid success, blood stained the wall from were I shot him "Yeah how about I dont give the elements to a god of chaos, I like that idea better. I watched it fall to the ground "I will have my vengeance Keith just you wait. i'll be back" "How can you be back if you were never here, clone" I said as I tasted the ketchup off the wall "oh yeah if Rarity hated me now (chuckle) Just wait till she sees her stained dresses" "Well I Guess it wont be so easy to trick, meet me in the middle Ponyville or your friends die" "I'll be there" I said as the clone vanished in a cloud of smoke. Then I proceeded too kick the locked door of the boutique down "I'm coming girls, just hang on" Now that I can see again I opened up my dashboard and hit 'scan' after I scanned the elements I hit 'appearance' the pink butterfly necklace turned into a anklet and put it on my right ankle. Then I turned the orange apple necklace into another anklet and put it on my right ankle. The purple gem and blue balloon necklaces turned into bracelets that I put the purple gem on my left wrist, and the blue ballon on my left wrist. I turned the red lightning bolt necklace into a belt that had red lightning bolts merging into the gem. And as for the tiara I turned it into a crown that completely circled my head, and the star lowered to be only a centimeter above my head. "alright Discord bring it" I ran off to the center of the town. ---------Twilight's (POV)--------- "You wont get away with this Discord" I yelled "Silly little foal yes I will, in fact I already have, Keith is on his way right now bringing me the elements to save you, and theres nothing you can do to stop me" Discord said with cockiness, and jostling the cage that now held the mane 6 "Keith will stop you!" "HA fat chance, now if you excuse me there is some... AH never mind theres Keith right on time" Discord said as he looked at Keith running to him --------Keith's (POV)-------- "DIIISSSCOOOORRRRD!!!" I shouted as I ran faster and faster, what surprised me though is that the red lightning bolt light up, then as though it was speaking to me, I shouted again "LOYALTY!" as I said the elements name I was surrounded by a(n) red electrical aura. Then as though I had to I ran straight into Discord To his surprise he was unsuspecting of the use of the element, and stood there wide eyed like an idiot as I hit him with the lightning charge he went flying into the cage. --------Third person view-------- Discord stood up and shook his head then spoke "You'll pay for that boy" then he summoned a two handed war axe with the blade being serrated and the other end consisting of a sharp long point meant for stabbing from the side "The only one who is gonna pay is you Discord for hurting my friends" he spawned 2 weapons onto his back, a serenity sword (a sword that has a bladed side and the other side is serrated from top to bottom) and a semi-automatic spas-12 shotgun with a blade fixed onto the barrel, and instead of shells he modified it to use slug rounds instead. Then he reached over his shoulders and pulled out my sword and gun "Bring it" Keith shouted and pointed his sword at Discord. "Insolent whelp!" Discord shouted, lunging at Keith with a overhead swing Keith brought both his weapons in front of him in a form of an X to block the strike the blow landed hard and forced Keith to one knee keeping the blow from mere inches away Keith used the momentum of the blow to barely move it to the side in which he pulled the trigger to the shotgun, and use the recoil to send him backwards, he then pointed the gun behind him, and firing again, Keith came flying towards Discord it a horizontal strike Before Discord knew what hit him he had a nice clean cut right across his chest "AH YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT!" Discord shouted and brought his axe in a upward diagonal arch With the split second Keith had he decided to parry the axe with his gun only to have it flung away to who knows where "Hey I Was Using That" Keith said in annoyance. The crown atop his head glowed purple he then shouted "MAGIC" then he fired a huge fireball pointblank at Discord's chest Discord was launched backwards, and his axe no where to be seen, much to his delight as Keith didn't see him throw it "Well Edit It's been fun but this is the end" Discord outstretched his lions paw, and thrusted it backward as though he pulled something The blue ballon glowed brighter with every second Keith then shouted with a smile "LAUGHTER" he then backflipped over the axe as it sailed right below him towards Discord, and stuck the landing he said "Twitchy Twitch" then placed the sword on his back Discord only stared in shock as the blade of his own axe had lobbed off his paw "AHHHH! HOW COME I CANT KILL YOU!" Discord shouted holding the wound in agony The orange apple then lit up Keith shouted "HONESTY" and his eyes turned a ethereal white. The single word struck Discord making him fall to the ground and revealing his true self, It was him only when he saw him he had a strange massive dark spirit covering his red chaotic spirit. Discord stood up, and with all the dark powers he had, he put all of it into his remaining hand and launched it towards the girls The purple gem then shined bright Keith teleported to the cage taking the dark magic full force engulfing him "HA HA HA HA HA HAAA what a foal you are Keith thinking you could beat me" Discord mocked Keith "GENEROSITY" Keith shouted from inside the beam, he then crosses his arms and knelt down absorbing and withholding the last of the magic "You know Discord you should be more generous with your magic, just think of the good it could be used for. LIKE DEFEATING YOU!" as Keith finished and held out his left hand and closed it then he focused all of Discord's magic into his hand, and opened releasing all of the dark magic back at him "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" Discord yells in agony, then he fell over writhing in pain and falling to the ground ---------Keith's (POV)--------- I stood up proud of my victory and walked over to the cage which held 6 aww struck mares "Keith y-you just used the e-elements an-and defeated D-Discord" Twilight stuttered I opened the cage "No one hurts my friends it's as simple as that" I was the tackled to the ground and given a group hug by the girls "Keith were so glad your okay" Pinkie pie said hugging me the hardest "PINKIE...AIR...BREATH....NEED" "he he sorry Keith" Pinkie giggled "That was so cool how you beat Discord, you were all watcha then whoosh then pew pew pew then Discord was defeated" Rainbow Dash said with glee "HUH OH MY GOSH DISCORD IS HE ALRIGHT?" Fluttershy booked it over to Discord who was still on the ground "Discord are you okay" "Fluttershy relax I'm sure he's fine" I said "well then again I did cut him and chop off his arm, and incinerate him, and fry hi with his own magic... Okay maybe he is not so okay as I thought" I started walking towards Discord with the 5 other girls following behind me What I didn't expect though was Discord pushing Fluttershy to the ground, putting his foot on her so she couldn't get up, and pointing my lost shotgun at her head "Take one more step boy and she dies HA HA HA HA YOU LOSE!" I reached over and grabbed my sword and infused it with minor electricity and held it pointing straight at Discord "Yeah not quite Discord" "How do you plan on doing anything with that sword when i'm all the ay over here far out of your reach." "Keith please help me" Fluttershy whimpered. "Quiet you!" Discord shouted at Fluttershy and raising the blade of the gun to her throat. Before it could continue I threw my sword up into the air as I turned around doing a backflipped, and kicking the sword at Discord, the sword grazed him as planed but the electricity paralyzed him making him drop the gun to the floor next to Fluttershy's head 'way to close for comfort.' We all ran over to Fluttershy. "OH MY GOSH FLUTTERSHY ARE YOU OKAY" Rainbow Dash yelled hugging her best friend. "Yes Rainbow I'm fine, but what about Discord?" Fluttershy asked. "Oh yeah, Hey Twilight when I saw Discord's spirit I noticed it was being overshadowed by a dark black spirit and it just seemed wrong" I said. The pink butterfly slowly started to light up. "Well thats odd are you saying that Discord is being possessed by something?" Twilight asked. "Well thats just it I dont know" I said as I felt a strange... something happening at the back of my head. The butterfly shone brighter. "Well last time we saw him he did have a blueish unicorn horn, not a black one" Twilight said pointing at his horn. The butterfly gem fully lit up. I stared at the the glowing gem then I knew what it meant. I walked over to Discord's defeated figure and kneeled before him and unlike the other elements I whispered "KINDNESS" I placed both hands above him as they lit up. Discord finally opened his eyes only to see me with the kindest smile he has ever seen. I slammed my hands down on his chest and pulled, but instead of picking up Discord himself I slowly pulled out a large midnight black cloud with two blue slit eyes staring at me. The cloud shot straight at me completely covering me in darkness. I felt whatever this thing is seeping into my body I tried fighting it but it slowly over took me 'no I wont go like this' All the elements shined bright the feeling was overwhelming as I shouted "HARMONY" an explosion of light came from my body and purged the darkness from my body and all around me. I fell to the ground, my ears ringing, I was unable to see properly... I fell unconsious.